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Electric Cabbage Patch

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Saturday Aug 27, 2005

Aug 27, 2005
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anybody goit any jobs they need doing?? i am totally brassic and need some money for variouys stuff, none of which i need...just to stop me going odd

I can:
build sheds
blow up computers, then fix them
communicate with electrical objects and make them happy so they work good
mend your broken engines and bodywork
operate large machanical objects
fly
leap tall buildings
have tantric sex for hours

...sorry only one opf the last things is true....and there aint any tall buildings in my city

send your answeres ona stamp addressed envelope to my mum
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
eilidh:
tongue you maybe can b incharge of the connons if u behave tongue teehee
Aug 31, 2005
tilly:
Neither can I! All my bits wobbling around like unreasonably wiggley love-balloons.

I'm drunk. what's your MSN address? tongue
Sep 2, 2005

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