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"Phil Collins" (normal voice)
"Phil Collins" (quiet voice)
"Phil Collins" (deep voice)
"Phil Collins" (high voice)
"Phil Collins" (mexican voice)
"Phil Collins" (camp voice)
"Phil Collins" (buzz lightyear voice)

cmon' lets all play the new hot game from Mattel.....

....PHIL COLLINS!!!!!!
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eilidh:
:p yeh i do want to be a pirate omg go to this site www.talklikeapirate.com

takecare xxx
emmahj:
We need to make up a code for this assasination attempt then we wont get found out!!

OOOPPSSS did i just give the game away?
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anybody goit any jobs they need doing?? i am totally brassic and need some money for variouys stuff, none of which i need...just to stop me going odd

I can:
build sheds
blow up computers, then fix them
communicate with electrical objects and make them happy so they work good
mend your broken engines and bodywork
operate large machanical objects
fly
leap tall buildings
have...
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eilidh:
tongue you maybe can b incharge of the connons if u behave tongue teehee
tilly:
Neither can I! All my bits wobbling around like unreasonably wiggley love-balloons.

I'm drunk. what's your MSN address? tongue
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jesustittyfuckingchristbythebeardofzeus...

...this is going to be a heavy week, only tuesday and i am melted....like a mars bar on the back seat of a hot car

on standby to fly out to munchen munich or whatever. doesnt matter, i never get to go, just get the stress before hand bummer

on a better note sex panther now desnt leek ne fuel or smell like pure...
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eilidh:
biggrin pirates rock i want to be one
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wow some peeps were well nice about my mishaps
all fixed now, cept i yanked on it like a nob pissing about with my bbq cap

unfortunalty i cant find my vest so i cant go full redneck

no matter cider will reduce my iq enough for effect
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tilly:
I hear you about the cider. If I had to marry an alcoholic beverage, it would be cider. Not Woodpecker though, it tastes like vinegar and doesn't get you pissed enough fast enough. It just makes you gassy. *discreet burpette*

You have splendid taste in 80s power-tunes! I'm going to rock out in my socks and slide all over the kitchen floor trying to do air-guitar now. You're welcome to join me. Bring socks though. Socks and cider. smile
eilidh:
nooooooooooo clowns are great silly! omg i want 2 join the circus now tongue
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my neck fell apart yesterday and today

it was doing so well, now my sheets are red and it is tight

balls
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tilly:
I may take you up on that offer. The mucus - I don't know where it's all coming from! I'm only little; surely there are only so many places for it to be stored.

I used to put Vix in my eyes when I was little to make it look like I'd been crying so that I could get out of doing P.E at school. Little tip for you there. No charge. smile
vicky:
So i thought confused
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must go and steal interweb for own personal use
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stopcontinue:
Tanks mr....

How do people know I am here? It amazing magic!! eeek
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dont understand....how does it work????

i believed in magic, but it didnt work....bummer