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is it possible to sleep for a week??? would you get loads of bed sores and shit like that?? would you need ot eat looooooads af foood beforer you did it?? why should i give a shit??
got a new bed and i can actually sleep for once...which is nice. thinkinng of making hte most of it.

shavin me heed appears to have givun me brain damage

my head hole is available for any tom dickheed and fairy to look at too. greeeaat.

if anyone would like to claim a large pile of hair i am reverting to the esainess of the clippers. hair has no power like wotsis face had. it just gets in your eyes...like smoke and flys.
if noone claims it i am sending it to russia for some bald apes

and now i have a blak i

i am on the road to slfe descrtruction it a very bumpy road

ooops

got five nu peircins on sunday morning, and they all free.

sux that they have to cum oot tomorrow

they hold my skin ove rmy skull.

dont get so drunk you take of your bender (yeah the robot) costume and then walk home and fall down stirs

my flatmate got to touch my skull he very happy man
i not so happy cos i...
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i got a bingo wing on my elbow.....fuckstix

must remember i not 13 anymore..cnat skate at skate parks especially if they have bowls

i dont like hopspitals so i will see if it drops off.

only problem it my beer and spiff hand - honestly u try brushing teeth with wong hand..it roik hard

if anyone is plkaying ht game then you all just lost.....it a fuckin cack game, but i cant stop cos my housematee keeps fuckin saying it

balls

everywon needs a bim bimmer old stool stylle. then i can make my race team - the colognes - a realty

you nae it makessense

oh aye an if you have singel friends who are probably femail and...
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two things youu cann all learn fomr me:

1 = inflatable roof racks are the fucking shiznit go bye wone now. ebay ti now. i raeally mean it

2 = dont worrry bout gettin older and older an older. it makes no differnee and nothing gets clearer. it all the same. that a good thing if you like you, not so good if u dont....
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vroooommmm vroooooooOOOOOOMNMMMMMM!!!

if any of you near live the m1 and were about over the weekend you may hav heard sex panther with her new roooded exhoust system going by. no shit she sounded like a dam v8 hotrod.

wasnt by design.....i blew the bloody hexaust off the car. prehaps i could fashion some sort of smokin pariphinalia out of it

yyaaar all you land lubbers - thaks to EILIDH for pointin out it was international pirate day on mondays. wasnt as succkesful as i thout but was good to get it out th esystem.

skateparks are hard, they made of concrete and everything. i gonna sponser some 8yr old charvas cos they can shift some mwanuvers.

my radiators are a callin and they needs some...
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i have nelly scar so i can do the hip hop lifestylee and wear a plaster on my face. raaay

i crashed into a net whilst being cocky on a tallulah belle, mainly cos my mates were beating me. still got to th ebootom first, but ended up in the air pressed into a net.

no fucker is gonna test my blackness now cos I...
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