The Universal Liberal Conspiracy
As all good conservatives know the Main Stream Media, or MSM, has a well know liberal bias. But the whole truth is that this insidious liberal plot may run much even deeper than they first imagined. It turns out the liberal bias in the MSM is just the tip of the iceberg. As I have learned from my conservative friends over the past few weeks, the take over of the media is just they first step in an anarcho-marxist-socialist-communist-fascist-liberal take over of the entire universe.
I first became aware of this plot by the liberals, during many discussions in the comment areas and blogs here on the Des Moines Register website. Many good solid Americans were being taunted with facts and reality over and over again by those godless communists and anarchists. As I watched in horror, it became more and more clear to me. The liberals had taken over facts and reality just like they had taken over the MSM. Stephen Colbert warned us of this when he uttered those famous words, Reality has a well known liberal bias. Little did we know he was trying to point us on to the path of righteousness and not make a joke at the expense of that truly great American, King George Bush the Second.
Even the combined might of Patrick Henry, Ronald Reagen, Glenn Beck, and Phyllis Schlafly could not fight off such a diabolical attack as this. So I have come to help my conservative friends who have been struggling under the weight of such oppression by reality and facts. You must once again throw off the chains you struggle under and be free by renaming your oppressor.
Just as you once renamed all other media but the one true channel, FOX News as MSM, let us do this once again. From now on let us refer to the the reality that everyone but these beloved patriots, conservatives see as Main Stream Reality. And to those facts that ignore the history and science our freedom loving conservatives know to be true and Godly as Main Stream Facts.
But wait that leaves our conservative brethren with nothing to call their own. I have thought of that as well. I say we change the abbreviations so conservatives will always know what media, facts, and reality are in question. I chose the letter N because it is bigger than the letter M, that way good Americans will always know the score.
For those fine media outlets that let you know what is really happening in the world and what you should think of it, like the one true channel FOX News, we shall call them NSM, Non Sense Media. And for the reality that only a true conservative can see, a world of stark black and white, where good is good, evil is evil, men are men, and sheep are playthings of the liberals. Let us call that NSR or No Such Reality. And finally for all those facts that all conservatives know are true, because God told them so, like the young earth, the liberal media conspiracy, and WMDs in Iraq. Let us call them NSF or No Such Facts.
Now some will question my acronyming of No Such Facts as NSF, since it is already used in banking. But I do not think that should be a problem since most of the time NSFs are as worthless as the checks of the same name. So everything should be good in the end.
Have a good weekend everyone. :-)
As all good conservatives know the Main Stream Media, or MSM, has a well know liberal bias. But the whole truth is that this insidious liberal plot may run much even deeper than they first imagined. It turns out the liberal bias in the MSM is just the tip of the iceberg. As I have learned from my conservative friends over the past few weeks, the take over of the media is just they first step in an anarcho-marxist-socialist-communist-fascist-liberal take over of the entire universe.
I first became aware of this plot by the liberals, during many discussions in the comment areas and blogs here on the Des Moines Register website. Many good solid Americans were being taunted with facts and reality over and over again by those godless communists and anarchists. As I watched in horror, it became more and more clear to me. The liberals had taken over facts and reality just like they had taken over the MSM. Stephen Colbert warned us of this when he uttered those famous words, Reality has a well known liberal bias. Little did we know he was trying to point us on to the path of righteousness and not make a joke at the expense of that truly great American, King George Bush the Second.
Even the combined might of Patrick Henry, Ronald Reagen, Glenn Beck, and Phyllis Schlafly could not fight off such a diabolical attack as this. So I have come to help my conservative friends who have been struggling under the weight of such oppression by reality and facts. You must once again throw off the chains you struggle under and be free by renaming your oppressor.
Just as you once renamed all other media but the one true channel, FOX News as MSM, let us do this once again. From now on let us refer to the the reality that everyone but these beloved patriots, conservatives see as Main Stream Reality. And to those facts that ignore the history and science our freedom loving conservatives know to be true and Godly as Main Stream Facts.
But wait that leaves our conservative brethren with nothing to call their own. I have thought of that as well. I say we change the abbreviations so conservatives will always know what media, facts, and reality are in question. I chose the letter N because it is bigger than the letter M, that way good Americans will always know the score.
For those fine media outlets that let you know what is really happening in the world and what you should think of it, like the one true channel FOX News, we shall call them NSM, Non Sense Media. And for the reality that only a true conservative can see, a world of stark black and white, where good is good, evil is evil, men are men, and sheep are playthings of the liberals. Let us call that NSR or No Such Reality. And finally for all those facts that all conservatives know are true, because God told them so, like the young earth, the liberal media conspiracy, and WMDs in Iraq. Let us call them NSF or No Such Facts.
Now some will question my acronyming of No Such Facts as NSF, since it is already used in banking. But I do not think that should be a problem since most of the time NSFs are as worthless as the checks of the same name. So everything should be good in the end.
Have a good weekend everyone. :-)
how about a coc pic in the next blog...just sayin