All I know is that my friends and I are going to make a Zombie movie.
But the zombies will be fast. And they will be called Zoombies. In our heads that is. And there will be zombees. That's right. Zombie bees.
You heard it from the source.
Bitchez.
Later Addition:
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1) What is your name? Joseph Daniel
(2) Are you happy with it? I've come to terms with having "Joe" as my name.
(3) Are you named after anyone? My uncle Joe.
(4) Your screenname: I usually either go by sickmachine or Bread.
(5) What would you name your children? All I know is that my first child's middle name will be Danger. I don't care what my SO says their first name is, their middle name HAS to be Danger.
(6) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Jillian. My mom told me.
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BASICS
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(7) Your gender: Male
(8) Straight/gay/bi?: straight
(9) skin tone: varies from season to season
(10) Your birthdate: Aug 1
(11) Age you wish you were: 9,000,000,000
(12) The color of your eyes: Hazel to Green
(13) The color of your hair: Brown
(14) Left/right/ambidextrous?: Righty.
(15) Your family: this question is too general.
(16) What's your job: Spirit of Pissing People Off
(17) Piercings/Tattoos?: Music note tattoo
(18) Do you speak another language? Only fluent in english. I'm decent in french and I know snatches of German and Latin.
(19) Do you have a webpage? Kind of.
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(20) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Excruciatingly.
(21) Do you hate yourself? Nope.. I <3 me
(22) Do you like your handwriting? Not really
(23) Do you have any bad habits? I like to masturbate, I think for myself, I drink too much pop and alcohol, I'm compulsive with money.
(24) What is the compliment you get most from people? Mostly that I'm smart or that my curly hair is cute.
(25) Are you a loner? I have a few good friends
(26) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yeah
(27) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Yeah, everyone has those things.
(28) Have you got a journal? Right here, dumbass.
(29) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? my curly hair
(30) baths or showers? showers
(31) How do you vent? I scream/sob along to my emo records then I go break something valuable to someone who is not me.
(32) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Life, God, Truth, and Love are beautiful, ugly, simple, insane, ironic, a comedy, a farce, a tragedy, a stab in the back.... whatever you want them to be.
(33) What do you like the most about your body? my eyes and face, my hands, my knobby knees
(34) Do you think you are good looking? I don't think I'm ugly.
(35) Are you confident? Sometimes
(36) Are you perceived wrongly? Probably, I dunno, I'm not other people.
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DO YOU...
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(37) Smoke? No.
(38) Do drugs? anything that grows from the ground is ok by me. no chemicals.
(39) Go to church? No.
(40) Take walks in the rain? Yes.
(41) Talk to people even though you hate them? I don't hate people... I just seriously dislike them
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(42) Hurt yourself? Not intentionally.
(43) Been out of the country? Yea
(44) Had a medical emergency? Not really.
(45) Had a surgery? yeah dental
(47) Ran away from home? haha, took a vacation
(48) Gotten beaten up? Back in like, gr. 6
(49) Thought about suicide? yeah
(50) Had sex with a stranger? nope
(51) Been betrayed? Yes.
(52) Had a dream that kept coming back? not for years.
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- CLOTHES
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(53) Shoe brand? Blackspot.
(54) Cologne/perfume? None, it makes me sick.
(55) Favourite place to shop? I hate shopping
(56) Favourite article of clothing? Band T-Shirts
(57) Are You Trendy? hillz no.
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BELIEFS
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(58) Astrology? Fuck that.
(59) Magic? Yep
(60) God? As in the Judeo-Christian God? No. I do believe in the idea of Gods and Goddesses, in a way. It's hard to explain.
(61) Satan? No.
(62) Ghosts? Yea
(63) Love at first sight? no
(64) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? To the right person
(65) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Not material gold, but possible some other form of rewards. smile
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LOVE, and all that
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(84) Do you consider love a mistake? Not at all.
(85) What do you find romantic? Shall I begin to list?
(86) Turn-on? Genuine Smiles, Big/Tall Girls, Biting, Licking, Public Sex, Good girls being bad, hair pulling, teasing, light S&M, girls playing guitar, Surprises, random outbursts of lust... the list goes on
(87) Turn-off? Ignorance, REALLY sloppy kisses, and black licorice
(88) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered.
(89) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? Knowing.
(90) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Not that I thought was unattractive.. but when you're in love, isn't the person supposed to be beautiful?
(91) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? The one I want me to does.
(92) What is best about the opposite sex? The girl I am practically retarded over is one.
(93) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? Nothing really.
(94) Do you read porn? occaisionally
(95) What's the last present someone gave you? A book of mythology
(96) Is it possible to just be in like? Yes
(97) Do you consider your significant other hot? Come on.
(98) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? just keep going on my way unless they looked like they needed help or wanted to talk to me for some odd reason.
But the zombies will be fast. And they will be called Zoombies. In our heads that is. And there will be zombees. That's right. Zombie bees.
You heard it from the source.
Bitchez.
Later Addition:
------------------------------------------------
1) What is your name? Joseph Daniel
(2) Are you happy with it? I've come to terms with having "Joe" as my name.
(3) Are you named after anyone? My uncle Joe.
(4) Your screenname: I usually either go by sickmachine or Bread.
(5) What would you name your children? All I know is that my first child's middle name will be Danger. I don't care what my SO says their first name is, their middle name HAS to be Danger.
(6) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Jillian. My mom told me.
- - - - -
BASICS
- - - - -
(7) Your gender: Male
(8) Straight/gay/bi?: straight
(9) skin tone: varies from season to season
(10) Your birthdate: Aug 1
(11) Age you wish you were: 9,000,000,000
(12) The color of your eyes: Hazel to Green
(13) The color of your hair: Brown
(14) Left/right/ambidextrous?: Righty.
(15) Your family: this question is too general.
(16) What's your job: Spirit of Pissing People Off
(17) Piercings/Tattoos?: Music note tattoo
(18) Do you speak another language? Only fluent in english. I'm decent in french and I know snatches of German and Latin.
(19) Do you have a webpage? Kind of.
- - - -
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
- - - - -
(20) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Excruciatingly.
(21) Do you hate yourself? Nope.. I <3 me
(22) Do you like your handwriting? Not really
(23) Do you have any bad habits? I like to masturbate, I think for myself, I drink too much pop and alcohol, I'm compulsive with money.
(24) What is the compliment you get most from people? Mostly that I'm smart or that my curly hair is cute.
(25) Are you a loner? I have a few good friends
(26) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yeah
(27) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Yeah, everyone has those things.
(28) Have you got a journal? Right here, dumbass.
(29) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? my curly hair
(30) baths or showers? showers
(31) How do you vent? I scream/sob along to my emo records then I go break something valuable to someone who is not me.
(32) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Life, God, Truth, and Love are beautiful, ugly, simple, insane, ironic, a comedy, a farce, a tragedy, a stab in the back.... whatever you want them to be.
(33) What do you like the most about your body? my eyes and face, my hands, my knobby knees
(34) Do you think you are good looking? I don't think I'm ugly.
(35) Are you confident? Sometimes
(36) Are you perceived wrongly? Probably, I dunno, I'm not other people.
- - - - -
DO YOU...
- - - - -
(37) Smoke? No.
(38) Do drugs? anything that grows from the ground is ok by me. no chemicals.
(39) Go to church? No.
(40) Take walks in the rain? Yes.
(41) Talk to people even though you hate them? I don't hate people... I just seriously dislike them
- - - - -
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
- - - - -
(42) Hurt yourself? Not intentionally.
(43) Been out of the country? Yea
(44) Had a medical emergency? Not really.
(45) Had a surgery? yeah dental
(47) Ran away from home? haha, took a vacation
(48) Gotten beaten up? Back in like, gr. 6
(49) Thought about suicide? yeah
(50) Had sex with a stranger? nope
(51) Been betrayed? Yes.
(52) Had a dream that kept coming back? not for years.
- - - - -
- CLOTHES
- - - - -
(53) Shoe brand? Blackspot.
(54) Cologne/perfume? None, it makes me sick.
(55) Favourite place to shop? I hate shopping
(56) Favourite article of clothing? Band T-Shirts
(57) Are You Trendy? hillz no.
- - - - - ----
BELIEFS
- - - - - ----
(58) Astrology? Fuck that.
(59) Magic? Yep
(60) God? As in the Judeo-Christian God? No. I do believe in the idea of Gods and Goddesses, in a way. It's hard to explain.
(61) Satan? No.
(62) Ghosts? Yea
(63) Love at first sight? no
(64) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? To the right person
(65) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Not material gold, but possible some other form of rewards. smile
- - - - -
LOVE, and all that
- - - - -
(84) Do you consider love a mistake? Not at all.
(85) What do you find romantic? Shall I begin to list?
(86) Turn-on? Genuine Smiles, Big/Tall Girls, Biting, Licking, Public Sex, Good girls being bad, hair pulling, teasing, light S&M, girls playing guitar, Surprises, random outbursts of lust... the list goes on
(87) Turn-off? Ignorance, REALLY sloppy kisses, and black licorice
(88) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered.
(89) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? Knowing.
(90) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Not that I thought was unattractive.. but when you're in love, isn't the person supposed to be beautiful?
(91) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? The one I want me to does.
(92) What is best about the opposite sex? The girl I am practically retarded over is one.
(93) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? Nothing really.
(94) Do you read porn? occaisionally
(95) What's the last present someone gave you? A book of mythology
(96) Is it possible to just be in like? Yes
(97) Do you consider your significant other hot? Come on.
(98) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? just keep going on my way unless they looked like they needed help or wanted to talk to me for some odd reason.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
malina:
I want to be in your movie... but I want to be slutty, and get naked... and yea... all that good stuff.
sovietcanada:
Oh ho ho, zombies. If you liked that drawing... just you wait until I update next.