I was cooking tonight (chili) and trying out Dave's Insanity Sauce, which I've only used once before.
While I was adding the hot sauce, I got a little bit, maybe a drop, on my right palm. I licked a little bit of it. Even that tiny amount smeared thin over my hand burned like a motherfucker.
So I finish, eat, and clean up. A few hours later, I get horny and decide to jerk it.
I lube up, everything's fine. Then I start feeling a burning sensation. Fuck, I forgot to wash that shit off my hand. Oh well, it's not bad, I'll soldier on.
But the burning gets hotter and hotter and I can't keep my hard-on. Now it's like a bad sun burn. I quit and go to the sink and try to wash the irritants off me. It's still stinging 2 hours later. Ow.
While I was adding the hot sauce, I got a little bit, maybe a drop, on my right palm. I licked a little bit of it. Even that tiny amount smeared thin over my hand burned like a motherfucker.
So I finish, eat, and clean up. A few hours later, I get horny and decide to jerk it.
I lube up, everything's fine. Then I start feeling a burning sensation. Fuck, I forgot to wash that shit off my hand. Oh well, it's not bad, I'll soldier on.
But the burning gets hotter and hotter and I can't keep my hard-on. Now it's like a bad sun burn. I quit and go to the sink and try to wash the irritants off me. It's still stinging 2 hours later. Ow.
rottenart:
dude. fuck. ouch.
