Hey Pervs,
I'm officially a Polish Falcon now. For those of you that don't know, I am very Polish. I just returned from a visit with my Polish family that heavily resembles The Superfans from SNL. Remember them? I'm related to them. My great aunt and uncle have a shrine to the pope, but not the new pope. They have a personal vendetta against Benedict XVI. Why? Because John Paul II was Polish, and this new guy is German.
They woke me up at 5am and tried to feed me kielbasa and fried eggs. Then they took me to the Polish Falcon club, of which I am now a member. It cost me $5 and I am now expected to get married there.
Also, I know that he's a little funny looking, but go say hi to Bobby. Ahem, I mean Twin_Sunset.
You kids play nice.
Stockholm
I'm officially a Polish Falcon now. For those of you that don't know, I am very Polish. I just returned from a visit with my Polish family that heavily resembles The Superfans from SNL. Remember them? I'm related to them. My great aunt and uncle have a shrine to the pope, but not the new pope. They have a personal vendetta against Benedict XVI. Why? Because John Paul II was Polish, and this new guy is German.
They woke me up at 5am and tried to feed me kielbasa and fried eggs. Then they took me to the Polish Falcon club, of which I am now a member. It cost me $5 and I am now expected to get married there.
Also, I know that he's a little funny looking, but go say hi to Bobby. Ahem, I mean Twin_Sunset.
You kids play nice.
Stockholm
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And to answer your question from earlier - why Jersey? - why not?...I don't know. I got invited to go on a roadtrip...we're just heading out to there. Haha.