So Gather round while i run it down and let fly my tale of woe. A story of a 3 day weeknd all ruined by a slack ass ho.
It all started when we hired this Bitch. she wasnt werf shit, always lied about what she was able to handle and where she was when looking for her. But finally there were no others to do the work she claimed to know not how to do. So in a fit of angst and under stress of divorce (that was caused by an affair witha fellow co-worked who was also married) she flees the place of employmend with naught but a mere weeks notice. But wait, whats this bat man, why yes she was scheduled to work this fine 3 day weekend on trauma/emergency call. So where will we find aid?
Ah look who is the backup technician? none other than the brave and fearless Adam. why he shal answer the call schedule distress signal. So it is that i find plans for a glorious 3 days at the ocean dashed upon shores of discontent. forced to serve duty upon the decks of the HMS SurgeryCall.
So yeah i am now oficially hosed. cant do shit this weekend. so to all of you who are able to enjoy the time off. just try not to hurt yourselves or get sick. i dont wanna see you insurgery.
On the upside. My ex and i are getting along better. think there has finally been a point of acceptance of the end of relations and resentment has been worked out.
Another positive thing. the 3-11 shift is great love the people we have on and enjoy the cases.
2 questions for the hell of it.
1:what was your most embearassing moment?
2:what was your proudest moment?
It all started when we hired this Bitch. she wasnt werf shit, always lied about what she was able to handle and where she was when looking for her. But finally there were no others to do the work she claimed to know not how to do. So in a fit of angst and under stress of divorce (that was caused by an affair witha fellow co-worked who was also married) she flees the place of employmend with naught but a mere weeks notice. But wait, whats this bat man, why yes she was scheduled to work this fine 3 day weekend on trauma/emergency call. So where will we find aid?
Ah look who is the backup technician? none other than the brave and fearless Adam. why he shal answer the call schedule distress signal. So it is that i find plans for a glorious 3 days at the ocean dashed upon shores of discontent. forced to serve duty upon the decks of the HMS SurgeryCall.
So yeah i am now oficially hosed. cant do shit this weekend. so to all of you who are able to enjoy the time off. just try not to hurt yourselves or get sick. i dont wanna see you insurgery.
On the upside. My ex and i are getting along better. think there has finally been a point of acceptance of the end of relations and resentment has been worked out.
Another positive thing. the 3-11 shift is great love the people we have on and enjoy the cases.
2 questions for the hell of it.
1:what was your most embearassing moment?
2:what was your proudest moment?
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I don't know what either of those moments would be. I've never been good at those questions.