stinkywizleteats

Why do men always buy into the whole concept of Valentine's Day? I liked it better when I was 6 and I got a little card with Barbie or Spiderman or something like that from everyone.... and then we all ate the cupcakes my mom made for our class.

Now its more like, "Buy me that useless crap I don't need or else I'll never...
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Today, in the spirit of anti-boredom and friendliness, I asked a girl I recognized from class if she had bought the textbook yet. She didn't shut her mouth for 20 minutes.

Speech majors indeed.

If you can guess what my member name alludes to you get a cookie. And not just any cookie. You get a DoubleStuff Oreo, with one of the cookies twisted off and another DoubleStuff with one of it's cookies twisted off and smooshed together... to yield the godalmighty QuadStuff Oreo!!