stinkerbell

Dont you love it when your friends have sick twisted humor?

This is from my 25 year friend....

FRIENDSHIP:

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship"
poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall! - I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass. or when you try walking through a glass wall I will laugh my ass off

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?
You may ask. Because you are my friend.