It's kind of chilly out and it's about five minutes from raining and I have no one to snuggle with. Woe is me. 
For some reason, I cannot stop listening to Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones. By far their best album. 
On the weekends, I work in a liquor store, where I get to see all kinds of freaks. Last Sunday, Black Bob, this crazy homeless guy with a ZZ Top beard and all sorts of crap hanging from it (it looked like there might have been a bird's nest in there), gave forth some amazing advice that I feel I must share with everyone: "Do...
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koala:
Wow...That is pretty crazy!
I am the smartest, funniest, wittiest member of this site. Everyone loves me because I'm so clever. Hooray for me! 
koala:
HOORAY FOR YOU! And, hooray for your kick ass profile pic! I love it!
And, hooray for your kick ass profile pic! I love it! 
emily:
hahahaha nice.....
I done did worked me a fifteen hour shift last night.
Don't you be frettin'. I made me all kinds of moneys. Most of those hours were at time and a half. Cha-ching!!!!
Don't you be frettin'. I made me all kinds of moneys. Most of those hours were at time and a half. Cha-ching!!!!
koala:
Oh man...That is a long shift! Hooray for making the monies though!
I am currently reading Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk...again. In the book, he mentions that airline slang for Stewardess is A) Space Waitress and/or B) Air Mattress.
I find both terms to be insanely funny. Does anyone know anyone in the airline industry that can confirm this slang?
I find both terms to be insanely funny. Does anyone know anyone in the airline industry that can confirm this slang?
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akasha823:
Yea, I don't think I would fit in at a meeting like that.
Unless...
I said I was a man before I had testicular cancer and then when all was said and done I went on and had a sex change operation so I wouldn't "feel like less of a man".
Unless...
I said I was a man before I had testicular cancer and then when all was said and done I went on and had a sex change operation so I wouldn't "feel like less of a man".
sexybeast:
That was my style, but with all these meds, the damn thing seemed to have stopped working... mostly.
It's out (officially) today!!!!!!
Happy new Tool!!!!!!
Happy new Tool!!!!!!
koala:
YAY! I am stoked!
A friend of mine scored a ticket to see Tool on their pre-tour tour. They are playing in really small venues until this fall. This pre-tour is just kind of a warm up. It took an act of God for him to get this ticket, so I'm happy for him. Still, that bastard is seeing Tool next month and I'm not. How can Tool do...
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peachs:
awwwww maybe because they're TOOL
koala:
Hello new friend! 
I have to go to a funeral tomorrow. It's for my friends' son. He was almost 3 years old and drowned in a pool. He was missing for a total of 15 minutes before they found him. Tomorrow is going to suck. Hopefully I will have something non-depressing to post this weekend.
I was riding my bike to work today and I completely made this other guy on a bike wipe out. It wasn't really my fault. I saw him, but he was gabbing on his cell phone, so I guess he didn't see me. I feel kinda bad because he crashed on pavement. Still, it was funny as hell...
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iyce:
ha ha 
peachs:
fuck yea man.. further proof as to why stupid people shouldnt talk and "drive"
*innocent*