On the weekends, I work in a liquor store, where I get to see all kinds of freaks. Last Sunday, Black Bob, this crazy homeless guy with a ZZ Top beard and all sorts of crap hanging from it (it looked like there might have been a bird's nest in there), gave forth some amazing advice that I feel I must share with everyone: "Do not drink your own urinate. That shit is poison"! 
What makes it even better is that he talks exactly like Mike Tyson.
He also tried to buy a $1.09 beer with 34 cents. I considered the education I received from him to be priceless, so I let him slide. Party on, Black Bob!
What makes it even better is that he talks exactly like Mike Tyson.
He also tried to buy a $1.09 beer with 34 cents. I considered the education I received from him to be priceless, so I let him slide. Party on, Black Bob!
koala:
Wow...That is pretty crazy!