The dart tournament was a complete failure. Obviously I was not drunk enough. A friend of mine brought his girlfriend to the tournament, the one who is not his fiancee. This chick was a damned skank. I don't know why the hell he brought her around? It was like he was bragging that he's been cheating on his girl. His fiancee is pretty cool, but I don't think it's my place to be a rat. This guy is an asshole and he's gonna fuck everything up for the hottest thing in the trailer park.
I should have drank more...

I should have drank more...
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sexybeast:
Good point, maybe I can borrow a wheelchair from the hospital.
notthellama:
i'm just curious. any reason why maynard james keenan is your profile pic?