God, I love having a credit score of +790. It makes life sooooooo much easier.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
A teacher was talking to his class of 12 year olds, and asks them, "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?"
There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl, called Mary, stands up and says, "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to...
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A teacher was talking to his class of 12 year olds, and asks them, "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?"
There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl, called Mary, stands up and says, "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to...
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So, I decided to be a typical American for once. Since I have a new job, and a larger paycheck, I've decided to put myself further in debt, and buy a new house. I talked to my realtor today, and got the ball rolling. Next week I'll talk to my mortgage broker, assuming that I see any listings that are worth pursuing.
The idea of...
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The idea of...
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Got tired of my old job, so I decided to get a new one. Plus, as a bonus, my new job is going to pay me $7000 more per year. That should buy an awful lot of porn and chocolate!
Joke Of The Week
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the...
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the...
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One of the funniest things I've seen in quite some time.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-498687635091206486
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-498687635091206486
I just heard one of the most absurd statements ever, while flipping channels. It looked like an episode of Cops, and Johnny Law says, " . . . and get these criminals off the face of the Earth, and into prison."
Now, I don't know if this guy managed to "confiscate" some really good weed, or if the police department has implemented orbital detention...
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Now, I don't know if this guy managed to "confiscate" some really good weed, or if the police department has implemented orbital detention...
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Bonus Trivia!
When referring to the method of execution, the past tense of "hang" is not "hung". Although it sounds a bit odd, the correct form of the word is "hanged".
When referring to the method of execution, the past tense of "hang" is not "hung". Although it sounds a bit odd, the correct form of the word is "hanged".
Ding, Dong, Saddam is dead . . .