So. friday and i had her nephew over today and last night. Then her neice for the afternoon. I like kids.. but i think i expect them to behave like adults and not babies. ha.. Maybe i get it from my mom, because i dont remember a time she ever treated me like a child. Anyway, So last night nephew wanted to watch a movie.. so we rented spiderman.. he watched it.. went to sleep. all is good. So the next morn.. at 7.. he watched spiderman again. Then i get up and hes startign to be bratty. Friday is a really easy goin' girl.. so sometimes i think her neice and nephews ry and take advantage of that. ha.. But yeah.. She cuts his hair.. and hes a little whiny.. but not too bad. Then we go to the mall where we fight over drinks beause we wont let him have soda. Then we fight over how many quarter rides hes allowed on.. haha.. then later we argue about weather his toy ghost (a tissue with a string and eyes) can have a book too. One BOOK! I felt ancient standing in the store saying " NO, I said one, choose!" and him saying " one for me, one for ghost!" and this conversation happened for like 5 full minutes before he poutily placed the second book back on the shelf. ha.. Then we get his sister and shes kinda sleepy. She wants cookies. Friday gives her one and says she can have the second cookie if she lets friday brush and braid her hair (its real messy and frizzy today)... So Neice is like "ok!" she gets the second cookie and starts munching away. Friday says "now dont eat the whole cookie and then get upset when i braid your hair".. so neice is like "ok auntie!" .. 30 seconds after the cookie is gone shes screaming about braids. So We made her sit while she sobbed in a time out. After 20 minutes of her screaming " I wanna watch the movie" and sobbing like crazy. I put her to bed and shut the door so i couldnt hear her. When i woke her up an hour later her braids were mostly torn out and napped up into knots.. haha. I guess she was at a sleepover and didnt sleep last night. But yeah. BEST birth controle ever. After the kdis left... friday and I were talking about never having children ever and she said, " Yeah, when the kids are that bad it makes me never want kids. Next time I have sex It make me want to tell the boy to pull out 20 minutes early and ill whack him off the rest to be safe!!!" hahaha.. I seriously laughed really hard.
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kondiaronk:
I agree, kids are the best birth control ever. They're great to be around every now and then, but living with one is hell. All i have to say is that i'm glad i don't have a kid, 'cause i'd probably go insane...
drewseph:
hmmm. i don't think i know the Matt B. in question. I live on the North side of town and don't really meet many new people since i can't go to bars and don't have all the time i used to for the flying by night and general interesting things to do in CBUS. The only new people i meet are people from other cities coming to skate in Columbus or locals in other cities at their parks. I lost my liscense over some bullshit. Dogs can smell anything and all that. Kind of a bummer but hey; life lessons right? Would you be interested in doing the art for one of my tattoos? i got something that's pin-up inspired that you may be interested in collaborating with. Then i can pretend i have some ink by Stina even though i can't really drive up there to get it.