my cat is sitting on the floor.. looking up at me and meowing a lot.
my computer is slooow tonight. And Im sllllleeeepy.
So. Guess what i did this morning? I got a catalogue in the mail for Dr. Strange records. So.. I opened it up with a firm grip. I guess they half assed stapling it shut. I, in the other hand, did not half ass my hold on this booklette and pierced my left middle finger to the freakin bone. It feels soooo sore. Im typing with all fingys but that one. Its so sad. Its probably worse from wearing latex gloves! I washed it lots though, i promise!
So.. tonight, nothing exciting happened.. but heres a good story from work yesterday k?
The carnival is in town. This Lady comes in and wants a tattoo. I begin tattoo, and lady starts yelling about pain. Now, Im not touching her half the time.. so im already pissy. After like 5 minutes of her yelling i notice a very strong poop scent. I think "icky I hope she didnt turd in my chair!" And i subtley sniff around a lil. I keep leaning in different directions.. but the poop scent isnt comming from down... Then i realize whats up. Shes screaming into the fan... which is blowing her poop breath into my face. Fucking carnie fan poop breath baby!
So.. the lesson to be learnt here is always brush your teeth (with toothpaste, not cat turds) before getting a tattoo. Thanks.
my computer is slooow tonight. And Im sllllleeeepy.
So. Guess what i did this morning? I got a catalogue in the mail for Dr. Strange records. So.. I opened it up with a firm grip. I guess they half assed stapling it shut. I, in the other hand, did not half ass my hold on this booklette and pierced my left middle finger to the freakin bone. It feels soooo sore. Im typing with all fingys but that one. Its so sad. Its probably worse from wearing latex gloves! I washed it lots though, i promise!
So.. tonight, nothing exciting happened.. but heres a good story from work yesterday k?
The carnival is in town. This Lady comes in and wants a tattoo. I begin tattoo, and lady starts yelling about pain. Now, Im not touching her half the time.. so im already pissy. After like 5 minutes of her yelling i notice a very strong poop scent. I think "icky I hope she didnt turd in my chair!" And i subtley sniff around a lil. I keep leaning in different directions.. but the poop scent isnt comming from down... Then i realize whats up. Shes screaming into the fan... which is blowing her poop breath into my face. Fucking carnie fan poop breath baby!
So.. the lesson to be learnt here is always brush your teeth (with toothpaste, not cat turds) before getting a tattoo. Thanks.
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ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Um, thanks for the advice...
Fetish is in the eye of the beholder!
I heard about the JLo thing except the whole taking off the leg thing and refusing to return it is news to me. Holy crap! It's that's true she should sue of assualt! Jaysus!