So I went to the eye doctors today. This is a bummer because its very expensive. I mean.. They shoot lazers into my eyes, make me see a Christmas tree, squirt magic fluids in my eyes and put a giant popsicle stick on my eye. Then They charge me 100$ and send me on my wonky way. My eyes all dialated and unable to see straight all day. Not that I don't think the doctor deserves to get $ for his job. I just hate havign to pay so much and then being unable to work later because I'm blinded by that magic fluid. My pupils take over my whole face and I look like Puss in Boots. Then it take 3 hours to wear off.. Except for me. I for some reaons can't see anything coser than my own extended hand without it blurring up. And if i take out the contacts, so that i can draw, or tattoo... Well I need a light. Lights are not my friend when i've got the eye wonk. I had to drive home with a hat pulled down, a giant pair of sunglasses and the visor down. So ITs not really likely that a lot of people would be stoked on me wearing sunglasses whole tattooing them. Also.. Without contacts, I can't see more than a foot in front of my face.. but the eyedrops mean I can't see unless I hold something at least two feet away. So I kinda have this small section of blind spot with or without. So yeah. I've been sitting in a dark room kinda just wasting time for a bit. And the 20 minutes Ive been online is giving me a headache.. but hey! good thing I dont actually need to see the keys to know what letters to type! Yeah for typing class... yeah for eyedrops of crack fluid. Yeah for sitting on the couch on my forced day off like a turd.. or not yeah.
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tetris:
ouch, well i don't know what to say to this kind of thing...hope you get your vision back soon? feel better? go to sleep so you can avoid seeing? either way, good luck.
jonnytrrrash7:
this is why i've been putting off my annual eye exam. granted, i'm not tattoing anybody.