stina

So, I have a little story for you kids.

Now, I live in a small town.. and near that town is another town. It's considered a very very trashy town. And in this town is a street thats considered the most trashy street in it. By trashy, I mean most of the houses have porches that are collapsing, or windows boarded over. Most of the houses have a token drunk person out front, drinking out of a bag. Most of the houses have a 15 year old with a baby, and many houses on the street have been raided by cops for some reason, ususally drugs. I mean, it's not West Philly, it's still a little town... but this section is trashy.

So anyway.. I was with Friday the other day and we went to visit a friend who lives in one of the nicer houses on the street. (cheap rent man) and we parked in front of a house. Now since its all apartments, the whole street is parking for anyone. So As we're getting out we see people in one house lookign out hte window at us. Then a few seconds later you can hear yelling. So when we get to our friend's house.. we ask. She tells us how that apartment has a 50 year old drunk man living in it and how he's always crazy and so drunk he falls down the stairs daily. He also lives with two older women who have no teeth and stringy hair and are also drunk.

So we hang out a bit, chat, whatever. And we decide to go to the store real fast. We walk out of the house and toward my car. And this is what i see.







A disgusting bloody pad, on my car window.
So I think.. NO! this is not real blood. Who would put real blood on a person's window in this day and age? So I look close and it is absolutely real blood.

Now what's really bad, is that its not even a pad. ITs a panty liner! but the peson used it as a pad. I mean, It's embaressed to be pranked by someone so ignorant. Those shits are for light days! That was obviously a super tampon day for that lady.

Anyway.. our friend had gloves in her house so she took it off the window of my car and put it on the window of their house. Fuckers. ha. So we went to the store and I decided it was war. Everyone knows I have a horrible fear of blood. So Those bitches were gonna pay. So I bought a box of condoms and a bottle of glue.

When i got to the counter.. the guy says, "Condoms and GLUE!!!!! Wish I were ya boyfriend!!!" And I'm like, "huh?" because seriously. What the fuck sexual could you do with condoms and glue?? "Hey baby put this glue on your face and when we fuck I'll rip it off!!" ????? I was just all.. "uhhhh"
So we left.

Then i filled the condoms with glue and tied them in knots. Then we drove by the house and Friday flung them out the window. The first one landed on the first step, the second the second step and the third.. the porch in front of the door. It was perfect. They all plopped with a mushy satisfying squish noise. I'm certain they oozed a little and when that shit starts to dry it'll get all yellowy.

So then we left and I got a 12$ carwash.
But the sticky part left a little stripe on my window. It's still there.
THE END