So. Im cold. Freezing.
My arm is scaley and molting. I kidna like this stage of a new tattoo.. it reminds me of fruitypebbles. When It sheds off onto my lap during a movie or tv.. I collect it into a neat little pile. Then i try and convince my friends to eat my fruity pebble treats. So far... no takers.
I had a very busy day at work. Its frustrating when you don't have tiem to eat. Not eating makes me a grumpy and supposedly "cheeky" girl. Ryan tried to feed me St. johns wart pills. haha. Then i went to the health food store and the lady there said i looked tired or grumpy and tried to feed me vitamins. Bad sign. haha. I figure I looked pretty surely.
Anyway.. Im thinking.. tonight, Im skipping bowling. I'm not havin it. I'm tired.. my back hurts.. my room is a dump pile. I have a lot of shit to do.. and all i want to do is lie around like a lazy turd and make fruity pebbles while watching some 24!
Yeah. So.. Its pretty funny that we watch 24.. by the way. ITs so genericly "american" and all the middle eastern people are murderers and all the black ladies are mean sneaky bitches. It's kinda a racist show, i think. But for some reason... I gotta keep watching and find out what happens to jack! ha. (no one tell me the end of this season)
Starving.
This past weekend.. I got tattooed by nick baxter again. My arm is sooo commign together and I'm stoked. Sooo stoked. I also hung out with josh. We watched a show about primitive people on some island and ate the shit out of reeses pb cereal. He spent a couple hours explaining heroclix and showing me the pieces and game board. hahaha.. Talk about a lot of rules.. sheesh
Nate went hoem this morning. Super lame. but I think he humped on my futon. That beast. No big. That wouldn't be the first action this futon has seen. Its Duton Jr. Because we retired the origional futon. And this one came from my mom's house. I'm pretty sure my mom humped on it too.. because she's a scandalous bitch. Although, I can say with almost 100% certainty that my mom didnt hump nate on it.
I wonder if my sisters humped on it? or my brothers? Ewww.. This futon is filthy! haha.
lets make soem new names for my skanky futon. Duton is the obvious. What else?
I'm thinking jizzton is a good one... haha.
My arm is scaley and molting. I kidna like this stage of a new tattoo.. it reminds me of fruitypebbles. When It sheds off onto my lap during a movie or tv.. I collect it into a neat little pile. Then i try and convince my friends to eat my fruity pebble treats. So far... no takers.
I had a very busy day at work. Its frustrating when you don't have tiem to eat. Not eating makes me a grumpy and supposedly "cheeky" girl. Ryan tried to feed me St. johns wart pills. haha. Then i went to the health food store and the lady there said i looked tired or grumpy and tried to feed me vitamins. Bad sign. haha. I figure I looked pretty surely.
Anyway.. Im thinking.. tonight, Im skipping bowling. I'm not havin it. I'm tired.. my back hurts.. my room is a dump pile. I have a lot of shit to do.. and all i want to do is lie around like a lazy turd and make fruity pebbles while watching some 24!
Yeah. So.. Its pretty funny that we watch 24.. by the way. ITs so genericly "american" and all the middle eastern people are murderers and all the black ladies are mean sneaky bitches. It's kinda a racist show, i think. But for some reason... I gotta keep watching and find out what happens to jack! ha. (no one tell me the end of this season)
Starving.
This past weekend.. I got tattooed by nick baxter again. My arm is sooo commign together and I'm stoked. Sooo stoked. I also hung out with josh. We watched a show about primitive people on some island and ate the shit out of reeses pb cereal. He spent a couple hours explaining heroclix and showing me the pieces and game board. hahaha.. Talk about a lot of rules.. sheesh
Nate went hoem this morning. Super lame. but I think he humped on my futon. That beast. No big. That wouldn't be the first action this futon has seen. Its Duton Jr. Because we retired the origional futon. And this one came from my mom's house. I'm pretty sure my mom humped on it too.. because she's a scandalous bitch. Although, I can say with almost 100% certainty that my mom didnt hump nate on it.
I wonder if my sisters humped on it? or my brothers? Ewww.. This futon is filthy! haha.
lets make soem new names for my skanky futon. Duton is the obvious. What else?
I'm thinking jizzton is a good one... haha.
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How about a sluttee?
Or a pervertable?
A hoefa?
A fuckton!!
I'm sure Jack will survive (how will they make another series otherwise?)
Hope the bed crabs don't bite!