So, I have a little story for you kids.
Now, I live in a small town.. and near that town is another town. It's considered a very very trashy town. And in this town is a street thats considered the most trashy street in it. By trashy, I mean most of the houses have porches that are collapsing, or windows boarded over. Most of the...
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Now, I live in a small town.. and near that town is another town. It's considered a very very trashy town. And in this town is a street thats considered the most trashy street in it. By trashy, I mean most of the houses have porches that are collapsing, or windows boarded over. Most of the...
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atomh8:
I like revenge stories that involve glue. Its the most underestimated weapon in the prankster's arsenal. 
ki1:
eeww eewww eewww.
people get all defensive if you tell them they are doing something wrong. sheesh.
I read an article the other day by a well known female tattooist whos been in the field for like 20 years. And in her article she states that she doesn't think it was harder for her to be a tattooist in the male dominated industry. It was kinda a bummer....
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I read an article the other day by a well known female tattooist whos been in the field for like 20 years. And in her article she states that she doesn't think it was harder for her to be a tattooist in the male dominated industry. It was kinda a bummer....
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cheapart:
you should just tattoo in a bikini.
y'know?
or a french maid outfit.
its impossible not to be taken seriously in a french maids outfit.
yeah, and i dont think dudes are worried about CATCHING gay from upper thigh tattoos. they are worried about TRANSMITTING gay (its highly communicable), resulting in red sox tattoos, patriots tattoos, armed forces tattoos, nascar tattoos, etc.
and no one needs to live with that kind of greg louganis nightmare.
luckily, im immune to most strains of gay. i got some on me, last week, but after a quick shower: totally not gay.
whew.
lucky.
y'know?
or a french maid outfit.
its impossible not to be taken seriously in a french maids outfit.
yeah, and i dont think dudes are worried about CATCHING gay from upper thigh tattoos. they are worried about TRANSMITTING gay (its highly communicable), resulting in red sox tattoos, patriots tattoos, armed forces tattoos, nascar tattoos, etc.
and no one needs to live with that kind of greg louganis nightmare.
luckily, im immune to most strains of gay. i got some on me, last week, but after a quick shower: totally not gay.
whew.
lucky.
rin:
oh geez, i hate how sexism is still so prevalent in so many areas of our lives!! i'm sorry you have to deal with that shit.
It is widely frowned upon to set your customers on fire, despite the fact that occasionally they deserve it.
I guess I'll just have to be contented that what goes around comes around and blah blah.
I can never really get into it here.. because some customers are spies and I would hate to be venting.. and have a person assume I'm speaking of them,...
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I guess I'll just have to be contented that what goes around comes around and blah blah.
I can never really get into it here.. because some customers are spies and I would hate to be venting.. and have a person assume I'm speaking of them,...
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cheapart:
i spread my dopeness like a puma.
i did a tattoo on some dude-guy yesterday
with real bits of a dogs ass.
i mean, whats the worst that could happen?
rabies?
lycanthropy?
(i know you are a fantasy novel fruit-flute so i know you know lycanthropy)
really.
if its hot enough to reduce a dogs asshole to ash, it probably is only unsanitary, and creepy, more than unsafe.
however, i got paid.
so im alright with it.
this aint a scene.....its a god-damned dogs ass. or however those lyrics go.
i did a tattoo on some dude-guy yesterday
with real bits of a dogs ass.
i mean, whats the worst that could happen?
rabies?
lycanthropy?
(i know you are a fantasy novel fruit-flute so i know you know lycanthropy)
really.
if its hot enough to reduce a dogs asshole to ash, it probably is only unsanitary, and creepy, more than unsafe.
however, i got paid.
so im alright with it.
this aint a scene.....its a god-damned dogs ass. or however those lyrics go.
dulcineasuicide:
so i guess even cool jobs are irritating haha. screw capitalism man. peace and love forever. 
Hmph. I'm a terrible poster, but maybe that's due to the fact that.. uh.. its before 9am. Yes, I wake up before 9. Gasps of shock, I know. This is truly coming from the person who used to not get up before 10:30- ever. But, I have to. I have to drive James to work for 8. So I'm up at the weeeeee hour of...
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futuramagoo:
seriously hench dog
oh and heard about your new matrimonial and entrepreneurial endeavours, big up
oh and heard about your new matrimonial and entrepreneurial endeavours, big up
corpseripper:
i love that dog
So..
I've been very busy. We're moving our shop, building a new website, painting the rooms, i painted a shelf.. move move move.. All busy stuff. Not much time for making art.
So our new shop is awesome, I painted my room yellow and all the stuff in it is orange. Pretty sweet. Seriously.
The new shop has private little rooms and a big drawing...
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I've been very busy. We're moving our shop, building a new website, painting the rooms, i painted a shelf.. move move move.. All busy stuff. Not much time for making art.
So our new shop is awesome, I painted my room yellow and all the stuff in it is orange. Pretty sweet. Seriously.
The new shop has private little rooms and a big drawing...
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severus:
Congratulations on the shop, sounds great.
dekews:
New spaces are exciting. And a lot of work.
I feel like telling a REALLY gross story (or two) about eating, but only if you really want to hear it.
I feel like telling a REALLY gross story (or two) about eating, but only if you really want to hear it.
My cat shits like 10 pounds of toxic stink every morning. I'm not really sure if its her ritual or if she just sees me whip out the fruity pebbles and thinks its would be funny. It's a bummer though. The flavor of cereal is greatly degraded when its eaten to the scent of poopies.
Lately.. lets see. I've been very busy. Painting, spraypainting and...
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Lately.. lets see. I've been very busy. Painting, spraypainting and...
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gadget:
Thank you for the amazing hospitality. Sorry for oozing on your sheet. I really really enjoyed your company. I wish I hadn't been so out of it but getting brutalized will do that to a person. I'm sure you understand.
Thanks again!
Thanks again!
billy_brown:
word, our little trip to your(giraffe) neck of the woods , made me wet in the pants, i dont know the last time someone treated me that well,
well, without me having to pay her for it,
did that sound sleezy cause it wasnt really meant to
guess what im saying is
word bomb word
yous good people faces
and prepare yourself for the random text, i be doin that
well, without me having to pay her for it,
did that sound sleezy cause it wasnt really meant to
guess what im saying is
word bomb word
yous good people faces
and prepare yourself for the random text, i be doin that
hello children.
I'm very tired.. all i have time for is watching degrassi and reading books. I'm reading the wheel of time series by robert jordan.. but.. he died last week. So.. I guess I'll not get to finish the end. Shitty.
so I just saw this video that is very funny. I think its pretty awesome.
highlights include
crystal horse
perfect hands
the bear...
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I'm very tired.. all i have time for is watching degrassi and reading books. I'm reading the wheel of time series by robert jordan.. but.. he died last week. So.. I guess I'll not get to finish the end. Shitty.
so I just saw this video that is very funny. I think its pretty awesome.
highlights include
crystal horse
perfect hands
the bear...
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jonze:
Getting dumped doesn't really scare me, it'd probably just feed some underlying self-esteem problems or somesuch. It's more of a fear of commitment, I guess. I've never liked depending on someone else for anything...I'm guessing a shrink would say I've got trust issues, I say I just find ways and excuses to put myself into the 'friend zone' with women.
wonder:
i love love degrassi 
I'm very tired. Today I did a lot of crap. I got my car fixed up all nice-like and cleaned the house. I made a fresh loaf of bread and a pea soup from scratch. I sketched a lil, and I pled some Wii. I read a lot of my book.. which is the wheel of time by robert jordan. Im stoked that there are...
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cvi:
great job!
I'm moving next month and I hope the place is cooler too. Today I woke up with a 93 degrees sun in my bed. Hot morning, huh?
I'm moving next month and I hope the place is cooler too. Today I woke up with a 93 degrees sun in my bed. Hot morning, huh?
cheapart:
hey,
i think i know you....
you are a nice person, with a nice name. a bible name.
a jesus nice bible name.
you are nice?
i am not a so nice person.
you are.
wanna take pictures shooting guns?
i have alot of them.
ok,
i think i know you....
you are a nice person, with a nice name. a bible name.
a jesus nice bible name.
you are nice?
i am not a so nice person.
you are.
wanna take pictures shooting guns?
i have alot of them.
ok,
so i was tryin to read all my messages, and my ass fell asleep. It feels like its on icy fire.
Please list for me, your least favorite body part to fall asleep. Explain why.
Mine is probably my vag. Yeah, those fall asleep too. Nothing is more disconcerting than having no feeling in your precious bits. It feels like a phantom vagina.
Please list for me, your least favorite body part to fall asleep. Explain why.
Mine is probably my vag. Yeah, those fall asleep too. Nothing is more disconcerting than having no feeling in your precious bits. It feels like a phantom vagina.
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m0ngrel:
i've have to go with arm... i actually love/crave the pinprickles
although... the phantom penis is kinda nice if i'm all alone
*gah... i didn't jus type and not delete that did i?
oy
although... the phantom penis is kinda nice if i'm all alone
*gah... i didn't jus type and not delete that did i?
oy
stopsnitchin:
I would say wrists. Ever try and pick your hand up with a "dead wrist". It gets all wobbly-eel like. Great for smacking; not good for slurping cereal! 
whewhwhw. So much business.
My friends are all gettign ready to leave for thier own homes. Wes is going back to england. And although I will miss people.. It won't hurt to have a weekend that we don't have booked with obligations. Shhhheesh.
So. What type of items do you like in your smoothie?
Im real stoked on this penut butter and jelly one. mostly.....
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My friends are all gettign ready to leave for thier own homes. Wes is going back to england. And although I will miss people.. It won't hurt to have a weekend that we don't have booked with obligations. Shhhheesh.
So. What type of items do you like in your smoothie?
Im real stoked on this penut butter and jelly one. mostly.....
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glitch:
seems like we have stuffs in common
buzzerk:
Try this one - Cucumber, Spinach, Flax, banana, apple juice. Excellent in summer.
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poedelaire:
Congratulations! All the happiness in the universe to you both.
cheapart:
great.
now if he gets to be a rockstar, you get half his shit.
werrrrrd up.
now if he gets to be a rockstar, you get half his shit.
werrrrrd up.
Hey all you fuckers.
So yeah. I've been really busy with life. Organizing, drawing, tattooing.. Tons of stuff.
So i have about 40 things to do in the next few days and some planning.
The other day as I was walking with my mother in law, my sister in law and my best friend, when a grundgy lookign man started to call after us. When...
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So yeah. I've been really busy with life. Organizing, drawing, tattooing.. Tons of stuff.
So i have about 40 things to do in the next few days and some planning.
The other day as I was walking with my mother in law, my sister in law and my best friend, when a grundgy lookign man started to call after us. When...
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raen:
haha. great story. i do concur, you are the bomb. and your ass is good. i should use bold or something there, my apologies for being lazy. so sounds like you've been real busy lately (life is too freaking busy isn't it?) i was going to ask though if you've read any good books. I like it when you talk about how you read. 
also wtf you are married now?? I need to keep up with people better (remember the old days when we had all those laughs) It is a sad day for single men if you are married, but I will say congrats. well hope I made you laugh, or smile at least.
so sounds like you've been real busy lately (life is too freaking busy isn't it?) i was going to ask though if you've read any good books. I like it when you talk about how you read. also wtf you are married now?? I need to keep up with people better (remember the old days when we had all those laughs) It is a sad day for single men if you are married, but I will say congrats. well hope I made you laugh, or smile at least. 
tetris:
hahahhah i like this guy!