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So, I'm CRAZY busy with my new show "The Sinister Urge" going into previews this week, a new day job, and I finally MIGHT clean my room. MIGHT... Anyhow, it's late so here's a funny survey I rescued from MySpace and wrote funny answers in. Maybe they're funny. I always think I'm funny. Which either makes me egotistical or really perceptive. Hmmm....Oh! And go, go, GOOOOO see "Casino Royale!" Seriously, the best Bond film since the Connery days! I shit you not, it rocked my world. Okay, Survey Time!

1. talk to a boy/girl you like today? Well, the people I talked to I do like, but not in the "let's jump into bed and make some Mexican babies!" kinda way...More like the, "Let's go grab a cup o' joe and chill" kind of way. I think more people should call coffee "joe." That would rock.

2. realize anything new? That I may have figured out why it's really hard for me to get drunk. I'll explain in a future BLOG.

3. talk to an ex? Actually, yes. Are you listening in on my phone calls? You're such a sneaky little shit, aren't 'cha?

4. miss someone? I miss normal Katie Holmes. You know, the one who finally showed promise in "Pieces of April," and you went, "Oh, that's nice..." and then she went all McCreepy and you went, "Oh....that's sad." And I believe you then ate a bagel.



last person who--

5. slept in your bed? I'm pretty sure I did last night, but you never can be too sure of these things. I mean, once those eyes close, you can't really comment on what's going on anymore. So, for the sake of argument, let's say I did and call it a day.

6. saw you cry? The Onion did. He say me cry. But I still attest that he made me do it. So I chopped him up and put his pieces in my taco. And it was delicious.



7. you went to the movies with? Well, I tried going to see "For your Consideration" with Liz the other day, but each time (we tried three different showings) it was sold out. But before that...it was Yelena with "The Prestige." That was all kinds of goodness.

8. went to the mall with you? Well, let's say Kristen cause she works in a mall, and I happened to be walking out of the mall from her job talking with her. So we'll say Kristen. Yes, that's right.

9. you said "i love you" to and meant it? Hmmm, well, I don't know about that. I did say "I love you" to the mailman today, but I really think it had more to do with the letter he was carrying than my actual feelings for him. I rather think he's sort of a prick. And I said "I love you" to the barista on Tuesday, but I feel that was really more to get that scone to "accidentally" fall into my bag as she handed it to me. I believe she's currently sleeping with her cousin, so that really doesn't sit well with me (to her credit, her cousin IS cute, but still, c'mon...). So, in conclusion to the longest answer on this survey...perhaps my DVD copy of "Lost Season 2" because I did say that I loved it, and I do. So we'll go with that. Moving on.



10. made you laugh? My roommate Meg, with her weird, odd sounds. Trust me, they're funny.

11. said they loved you? Wow. That's a tough one. I mean, the mailman said it back to me, but he seemed like he said it just so I would let him out of my embrace. And the barista said it back to me, but her cousin was standing right behind me, so you can't be too sure. So I'll go with...my resident crazy woman Judy. I think it was on accident, because she was in the middle of throwing up what looked like kitty litter, but it still felt nice.

12. called you in the middle of the night? The Government. I'm sorry, I can't tell you any more.

13. do you have a crush on someone? Well, yeah, yeah I do. And I'm working on actually growing a pair and saying something about it.



just plain questions--

14. what book are you reading? "A Long Way Down." Because I really love it and I missed a few things here and there. Oh, and because the first time I read it it was in Korean. And I don't speak it, so I'm pretty sure I missed a lot.

15. best feeling in the world? The "after poop" feeling. It's nice.



16. favorite location? The New York City Subways. A lot of people think that they're dirty, but hey, if it's good enough for Splinter, it's good enough for me.

17. piercing/tattoos? None of either, but I'm working on a design for my shoulder blades that will rock. Then I was thinking of actually getting blades sticking out of my shoulder blades. But I'm not sure if I could ride airplanes anymore, so maybe I won't.

But maybe I will...

18. what are you most scared of right now? That I may end up hating "Gilmore Girls" after so many years of loving it. Seriously, it's pissing me off this year.

19. where do you want to get married? I would LOVE to get married underwater. And have a starfish as my best man and a mermaid as the maid of honor. But she'll have to cover up, though. It's just indecent if she doesn't, and sorta trashy.

20. who do you really hate? Fred Savage. I never trusted that shithead.



21. does anyone hate you? I've heard Jaleel "Urkel" White isn't too fond of me, but you know how rumors go these days...

22. do you like being around people? I would like being around Tri-Wizard Tournament contestants more, I think.

23. have you ever cried? Absolutely not. I'm a straight man. We don't "do" that.

24. Are you lonely right now? Well, I did hire a hooker and she (or he) should be here any minute. I like to be surprised...

25. song stuck in your head right now? "Stuck in the Middle with You" by Stealers Wheel. And the theme song from "Big Trouble in Little China." Obviously.



26. been on radio/TV/Newspaper? Sure, usually in the gossip column, but under my alias. Perhaps you've read something about me. I go by the moniker, "K-Fed." No, nothing? Hmmm.

27. ever liked someone, but you think they never noticed you? No, I usually hold people hostage who don't notice me. Cause it's hard not to notice me. I'm somewhat of an interesting character. Like, who else kidnaps potential love connections? Not Roger Willams, Class President, that's for sure!

28. ever liked someone who treated you like crap? Definately not Cindy Williams, mother of Class President Roger Williams....Dammit, Cindy! Why were your after school chocolate chipped cookies so delicious??!! Why??!!



29. how many beds did you lay in yesterday? Wow. You really don't think much of me, do you? I am offended. And hurt. And the answer is 9.

30. what color shirt are you wearing? white/blue tee under a gray zip. Why, is the color out on my WebCam? You know you're watching...And if not, get on, for heavens sake! It's only $4.95 for the first ten minutes! You could have been watching me type this entire thing!

31. name three things that you do every day. Poop, listen to music, and make many pop culture references.

32. how much cash do you have on you right now? In cash, like five bucks or so. I don't carry cash often. So remember that the next time you try and rob me. Also, remember that I know Monkey Kung-Fu.



34. when was the last time you saw your dad? Well, I talked to him last night, but I saw him....um....let's seee......carry the nine....add two.....multiply seven.....34 years ago. Wait, that doesn't seem right at all....

35. who got you to join myspace? Tom. God he's persuasive.



36. what did you have for dinner last night? Turkey, turkey, Gobble, Gobble....

39. what web site do you visit the most? Random entertainment sites, MySpace, SG, YouTube, and theburg.tv, cause it makes me laugh.

40. do you have plants in your room? Only my Halloween wig. It seems to grow each and every day.

41. does anything hurt on your body right now? No, I'm made of adamantium, so I'm all good.



42. where was your last cab ride? Well, I hope in was in New York, cause if I took one somewhere else and didn't remember it, well...I really need to....maybe sleep more. I should probably do that anyway.

43. what's your favorite starbucks drink? It's Christmas time, so here comes White Chocolate Moca time! Unless I just have to go to the bathroom, then it's Tall Coffee time!

44. would you have a problem if a friend went after an ex? Depends. I mean, how fast can this friend run, and why is he chasing my ex? And can she then chase him?