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MATEO'S RANDOM STUPID QUESTIONS!!!
Remember, no cheating. All right, here we go:
1. If a man is rapping to himself on the subway while "listening" to his music and none of the words are making sense or rhyming, is he:
a) crazy and not really listening to anything at all (seriously, he didn't even buy batteries)
b) Just memorized the lyrics very badly.
c) Writing a new song. Maybe he's just listening to beats and now coming up with the lyrics. Or maybe he is indeed crazy. Who cares. You don't like rap anyway.
2. If you are walking down 72nd street and suddenly see a man masterbating in between two cars, do you:
a) Walk on by. Hey, if being between two cars gets him off, the more power to him.
b) Look at him, repulsed. I mean, it's friggin' 1:30 in the afternoon, in public!
c) Throw a can at him and see how fast he can run with his pants at his ankles.
3. If you're on the subway in a slightly revealing outfit and a guy that you wouldn't even let lick your shoe starts saying disguisting things (while staring straight at your breasts), you:
a) Give him your phone number. He's obviously got some class.
b) Tell him you thought you recognized him! You used to date his father (or mother).
c) Start screaming, very high pitched, very loud, and very quick, then just suddenly stop, and start reading a book.
4. Do you believe in:
a) Love at first sight.
b) Building a relationship.
c) Eating a sandwich.
5. Se um girl/guy andar como um pato e quacks como um pato, voc ainda assim lhes der a oportunidade de o datar?
a) Por que no mim? Eu amo patos!!!
b) Eu dispararia no fucker. sempre estao do pato para mim.
c) I would tell you how bad your Portuguese is, cause you obviously don't really speak it, do you?
Fantastic. Here's the scorecard.
If you answered mostly a's that means:
You like apples and/or Monstertrucks.
If you answered mostly b's that means:
You will meet the love of your life soon but find out that they are actually an alien and you must kill them immediatly or else Ohio will be destroyed. Ummmm...you go ahead and let Ohio go.
If you answered mostly c's that means:
You are part German Shepard. It's true. Hey, I don't make these things up. I just report 'em...
MATEO'S RANDOM STUPID QUESTIONS!!!
Remember, no cheating. All right, here we go:
1. If a man is rapping to himself on the subway while "listening" to his music and none of the words are making sense or rhyming, is he:
a) crazy and not really listening to anything at all (seriously, he didn't even buy batteries)
b) Just memorized the lyrics very badly.
c) Writing a new song. Maybe he's just listening to beats and now coming up with the lyrics. Or maybe he is indeed crazy. Who cares. You don't like rap anyway.
2. If you are walking down 72nd street and suddenly see a man masterbating in between two cars, do you:
a) Walk on by. Hey, if being between two cars gets him off, the more power to him.
b) Look at him, repulsed. I mean, it's friggin' 1:30 in the afternoon, in public!
c) Throw a can at him and see how fast he can run with his pants at his ankles.
3. If you're on the subway in a slightly revealing outfit and a guy that you wouldn't even let lick your shoe starts saying disguisting things (while staring straight at your breasts), you:
a) Give him your phone number. He's obviously got some class.
b) Tell him you thought you recognized him! You used to date his father (or mother).
c) Start screaming, very high pitched, very loud, and very quick, then just suddenly stop, and start reading a book.
4. Do you believe in:
a) Love at first sight.
b) Building a relationship.
c) Eating a sandwich.
5. Se um girl/guy andar como um pato e quacks como um pato, voc ainda assim lhes der a oportunidade de o datar?
a) Por que no mim? Eu amo patos!!!
b) Eu dispararia no fucker. sempre estao do pato para mim.
c) I would tell you how bad your Portuguese is, cause you obviously don't really speak it, do you?
Fantastic. Here's the scorecard.
If you answered mostly a's that means:
You like apples and/or Monstertrucks.
If you answered mostly b's that means:
You will meet the love of your life soon but find out that they are actually an alien and you must kill them immediatly or else Ohio will be destroyed. Ummmm...you go ahead and let Ohio go.
If you answered mostly c's that means:
You are part German Shepard. It's true. Hey, I don't make these things up. I just report 'em...
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