stillbreathing

Who's the Jewish Stand up chick
That's a sex machine to all with or without a dick?

SARAH!



Ya Damn right...

Who is the gal that would make fun of your nanna
And not even give a damma?

SILVERMAN!



Can you dig it?

They say this gal Sarah is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!



I'm talkin' 'bout Silverman.

THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

She's a complicated woman, but no one understand her but her Mexicaaannnn (me)

SARAH SILVERMAN!

That's right, boys and Suicidegirls,

"SARAH SILVERMAN: JESUS IS MAGIC" is now out on DVD, and if you're not easily offended and have either a penis or a vagina, then this DVD is for you!!! Sarah Samples:

"I always tell people I just had a baby so that they always think I look really good..."

"My Nana died. She was 96. So obviously I suspect foul play."

"I've always been able to make her laugh, ever since she was a baby...You know what babies really like? Ethnic jokes."

(on telling her future child about why her Dad is Catholic and she's Jewish)
"Mommy is one of the chosen people, and Daddy believes in Magic!"

So, you should go buy it now...The DVD also has her "Aristrocrats" performance and the "Give the Jew Girls Toys" video. Wow, I'm shilling this DVD so hard you'd think that I'm working for her or something. Which is ludicrous, since she won't even return my phone calls...

Fucking bitch.



LA, LA, LA!