Hey, hey, HEY...I'm back! I've been away for a bit; life had me by the throut (is that how you spell "Throut?" Hmmm...I don't care) and didn't let go. But I'm back, and without two of my friends! Don't leave SG! Stayyyy! Okay, here's my latest outburst. Enjoy, and have some Starburst. They're delicious.
For this moment, I'm going to write a serious Blog. It's one hell of a crazy world out there, with a unneeded war brewing right along, a mad president, the homeless population raising to alarming heights, and it's a place where your brother and sister are probably not as close to you as your IM buddy. It's strange to think that we keep on chugging along without discussing the important issues in the world, such as the one I'm about to bring up. We pass each other day in and day out, avoiding the subjects of the "deep" topics, for a lack of a better term. So why not just talk about them? Bring them out in the open? What are we afraid of?
Of course, I'm talking about "Basic Instint 2."
Okay, here's the situation, the original director went away on a week's vacation and, he left the keys to his 14 year old porsche. Should you sequel it, MMmm...well...of course not. This is the classic and heartwarming fable of a Bisexual serial killer who by using double entendres, not so clever worldplay, and open legs to distract the nible minded man while going on a nice little batch of kills. It's a world where seeing Sharon Stone naked and/or in a movie might be a.) something you might want to see b.) somehow excing c.) not at all as dull as a re-run of "Golden Palace." When she's getting ready to be interviewed, she enters the room and pronounces, "Is this where we're going to...Do It?" Come on! Classic, classic stuff! Mr. Shakespeare once wrote, "If music be the food of love...play on..." Oh, Mrs. Stone (can I call you Mrs. when I have no idea if you're married and don't seem to care to even google it to find out?), keep entertaining us with your banter! Keep us on the edge of ours seats with your wonderful and witty songwriting skills (yes, she's quite multitalented songwriter who composed a song for the victims of Hurrican Katrina). Because when you think of charity songs, who do you think of? I'll give you a minute....Think hard...think...That's right! Sharon Stone! Here's a sample of her lyrics:
"That hurricane was a shame!
Judi Dench now is a dame...
All of us inside are the same
Black, white, red, or a Jew, we're all to blame
For the hurricane...
Let's buy a universal umbrella for the
Hurricaneee...."
Absolutely touching...Just fantastic...Oh Mrs. Leanna Stone (do you mind if I call you Leanna? I just don't like the name Sharon), you have charmed me...You HAVE really charmed me...
For this moment, I'm going to write a serious Blog. It's one hell of a crazy world out there, with a unneeded war brewing right along, a mad president, the homeless population raising to alarming heights, and it's a place where your brother and sister are probably not as close to you as your IM buddy. It's strange to think that we keep on chugging along without discussing the important issues in the world, such as the one I'm about to bring up. We pass each other day in and day out, avoiding the subjects of the "deep" topics, for a lack of a better term. So why not just talk about them? Bring them out in the open? What are we afraid of?
Of course, I'm talking about "Basic Instint 2."
Okay, here's the situation, the original director went away on a week's vacation and, he left the keys to his 14 year old porsche. Should you sequel it, MMmm...well...of course not. This is the classic and heartwarming fable of a Bisexual serial killer who by using double entendres, not so clever worldplay, and open legs to distract the nible minded man while going on a nice little batch of kills. It's a world where seeing Sharon Stone naked and/or in a movie might be a.) something you might want to see b.) somehow excing c.) not at all as dull as a re-run of "Golden Palace." When she's getting ready to be interviewed, she enters the room and pronounces, "Is this where we're going to...Do It?" Come on! Classic, classic stuff! Mr. Shakespeare once wrote, "If music be the food of love...play on..." Oh, Mrs. Stone (can I call you Mrs. when I have no idea if you're married and don't seem to care to even google it to find out?), keep entertaining us with your banter! Keep us on the edge of ours seats with your wonderful and witty songwriting skills (yes, she's quite multitalented songwriter who composed a song for the victims of Hurrican Katrina). Because when you think of charity songs, who do you think of? I'll give you a minute....Think hard...think...That's right! Sharon Stone! Here's a sample of her lyrics:
"That hurricane was a shame!
Judi Dench now is a dame...
All of us inside are the same
Black, white, red, or a Jew, we're all to blame
For the hurricane...
Let's buy a universal umbrella for the
Hurricaneee...."
Absolutely touching...Just fantastic...Oh Mrs. Leanna Stone (do you mind if I call you Leanna? I just don't like the name Sharon), you have charmed me...You HAVE really charmed me...
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helly:
That sounds good. You could however, dress up as me, dressed as a pirate. THat will knock em' dead 
helly:
haha