+- The Bizarre Jobs of Celebrities Before They Were Famous -+
Geena Davis was a live mannequin in a New York department
store.
Huey Lewis slaughtered rabbits: he had to hit them over the
head with a pipe, then skin them and gut them.
Ellen DeGeneres was a vacuum-cleaner saleswoman.
Rod Stewart was a gravedigger.
Whoopi Goldberg worked as a makeup artist for a funeral
parlor.
Russell Crowe was a bingo caller.
Kevin Richardson played a Ninja Turtle at the Disney-MGM
Studios theme park.
Liam Neeson was a forklift driver at the Guinness brewery
in Belfast.
Nathan Lane was a police bail interviewer.
Ben Kingsley worked as a penicillin tester.
Willem Dafoe was a magazine binder at Penthouse.
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Geena Davis was a live mannequin in a New York department
store.
Huey Lewis slaughtered rabbits: he had to hit them over the
head with a pipe, then skin them and gut them.
Ellen DeGeneres was a vacuum-cleaner saleswoman.
Rod Stewart was a gravedigger.
Whoopi Goldberg worked as a makeup artist for a funeral
parlor.
Russell Crowe was a bingo caller.
Kevin Richardson played a Ninja Turtle at the Disney-MGM
Studios theme park.
Liam Neeson was a forklift driver at the Guinness brewery
in Belfast.
Nathan Lane was a police bail interviewer.
Ben Kingsley worked as a penicillin tester.
Willem Dafoe was a magazine binder at Penthouse.
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I worked in a health food store that was owned by this wierdo hippie. Turns out he wrote the song "Happy Together" which was made famous by The Turtles.