Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the 3 leading candidates:
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had 2 Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quarter of a bottle of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and has never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, don't look, then see below for the answer.
ANSWERS
Candidate A is Franklin Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Interesting or what? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organisation this is?
Give up yet?
It's the US Congress. The same group of fools who govern the world's most powerful nation (after England of course!).
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the 3 leading candidates:
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had 2 Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quarter of a bottle of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and has never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, don't look, then see below for the answer.
ANSWERS
Candidate A is Franklin Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Interesting or what? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organisation this is?
Give up yet?
It's the US Congress. The same group of fools who govern the world's most powerful nation (after England of course!).
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I'm just in Southampton to study, my parents live in Surrey. aww, I would have popped in for a cup of tea if I knew you were in Hampstead heh