Funny sometimes that we get so passionate about certain things, be it politics, our opinions/views and certainly matters of the heart. Crazy also that they sometimes get the better of reason and your rational side. Theres that saying - the heart and the mind may be neighbours but friends theyll never be.
Guess what Im trying to say is that would be good to rule with reason but that would rule out taking risks and being spontaneous and adventurous. Fuck it, better to just go with the flow, do first, think later! If something goes wrong, you learn and move on!
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
No kebab for me, thank you.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
Guess what Im trying to say is that would be good to rule with reason but that would rule out taking risks and being spontaneous and adventurous. Fuck it, better to just go with the flow, do first, think later! If something goes wrong, you learn and move on!
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
No kebab for me, thank you.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
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And my nose is awful.It's a roman nose becaus it's "roman" all over my face.
I broke it when i was little and it's wonky and looks really disproportionate.[sp]
I can fix it with the cheque you're sending me......