the weight has been lifted and placed directly on my shoulders...
"sure Atlas, I can hold that for you!"
"stab me betwixt my ribs and punch me in the face while I support the weight of this giant revolving ball of pig shit"
"yaaaayyyy"
"god said he was gonna stop by every wednesday at 3 just to kick me in the jimmy!"
"I told him...
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"sure Atlas, I can hold that for you!"
"stab me betwixt my ribs and punch me in the face while I support the weight of this giant revolving ball of pig shit"
"yaaaayyyy"
"god said he was gonna stop by every wednesday at 3 just to kick me in the jimmy!"
"I told him...
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Okay, so it seems that somehow(Klair 
) I've managed to be tagged by this 20 facts thing that's been going around lately. So I shall make my best attempt, Im not guaranteeing that they'll be interesting...
1. Im a total mutt, my heritage spawns from 7 different
countries. (English, Irish, Italian, German, Danish,
Turkish and French)
2. Im a huge Elvis fan (yeah that's...
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) I've managed to be tagged by this 20 facts thing that's been going around lately. So I shall make my best attempt, Im not guaranteeing that they'll be interesting...
1. Im a total mutt, my heritage spawns from 7 different
countries. (English, Irish, Italian, German, Danish,
Turkish and French)
2. Im a huge Elvis fan (yeah that's...
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smuffy:
hey.
come say hello when you get on.
come say hello when you get on.
klair:
hey you!
hows things?
hey you!
hows things?
I just updated a few of my profile questions so I don't have anything left for my journal because my attention span is too short and I can only handle a few things at a time. Its all just too much!!
*runs out of the room crying like a twelve yr old schoolgirl*
*comes back to say "Smoke one for Jesus, Bitches!"*
*runs back out*
*runs out of the room crying like a twelve yr old schoolgirl*
*comes back to say "Smoke one for Jesus, Bitches!"*
*runs back out*
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smuffy:
p.s. what do we have in common? was your fisrt boyfriend named jim bob too?
klair:
you're probably going to hate me for this (especially judging by your journal entry) but i don't care, i'm gonna TAG you anyway!
you're probably going to hate me for this (especially judging by your journal entry) but i don't care, i'm gonna TAG you anyway!
....a little more broken and a lot more bothered.....
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smuffy:
mind if I start calling you bnb?
smuffy:
I bet you're at work right now, 'fitting pipes.'
my dad has a sprinkler fitting business. what kind of pipes do you work with?
my dad has a sprinkler fitting business. what kind of pipes do you work with?
haven't been around for a while and still I have nothing new to report. But that's my life as of late, boring and uneventful. Perhaps at a later date and time I'll have something profound or at least interesting to share. Until then, those of you who still give a damn will have to settle for this.
.......broken and bothered by the endless monotony..........
.......broken and bothered by the endless monotony..........
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mashi:
just get on yahoo! cunt!
hotcurry:
hey. How are you this fine evening? 
Im bored! my stomach hurts from drinking too much coffee and not eating anything, I have a tension headache, and I have too many bills to pay and I don't want to.
Someone compliment me.
(what a narcistic attention craving shit bag)
(actually Im not, I just have low self esteem occasionally)
(although I do crave attention, do to childhood issues Im sure)
(I talk...
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Someone compliment me.
(what a narcistic attention craving shit bag)
(actually Im not, I just have low self esteem occasionally)
(although I do crave attention, do to childhood issues Im sure)
(I talk...
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normlisovrated:
WAHHH!!
mashi:
come over.
come over.So I just found out that my aunt rear-ended someone in a car accident and fucking killed them. What the fuck?!
And while this should be the more important matter of my journal for some fucking reason I find it much more important to say:
Fuck You
Fuck Me
Fuck Everybody
Im sick of everyone and everything.
Hatred fills my heart and that just pisses...
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And while this should be the more important matter of my journal for some fucking reason I find it much more important to say:
Fuck You
Fuck Me
Fuck Everybody
Im sick of everyone and everything.
Hatred fills my heart and that just pisses...
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klair:
thanks sweetie
thanks sweetie
normlisovrated:
is that a problem?
Audioslave - Doesn't Remind Me
I walk the streets of Japan till I get lost
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
With a graveyard tan carrying a cross
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
I like studying faces in a parking lot
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
I like driving backwards in the fog
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything...
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I walk the streets of Japan till I get lost
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
With a graveyard tan carrying a cross
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
I like studying faces in a parking lot
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
I like driving backwards in the fog
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything...
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normlisovrated:
thats my fuckin favorite song!!
Ok... so here are a couple of things I find quite entertaining.
Try reciting gangsta rap lyrics in a "fancy guy" voice. That shit is hilarious. If your not sure exactly what a "fancy guy" is, think dockers a polo and penny loafers. Depending on the level of fancy these items may be accompanied by a LL Bean sweater around the neck. Think yacht club...
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Try reciting gangsta rap lyrics in a "fancy guy" voice. That shit is hilarious. If your not sure exactly what a "fancy guy" is, think dockers a polo and penny loafers. Depending on the level of fancy these items may be accompanied by a LL Bean sweater around the neck. Think yacht club...
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vaux:
Heh heh heh...one that I'd love to pull on the ladies would be where I keep humming and hawing and then ask for bizarre sexual favours, a la Chris Rock.
"Uh, excuse me, uh pardon me, uh, could I, uh, maybe you'd, uh, so uh, maybe you, uh, do you think it would be at all possible, uh, you wanna sit on my face?"
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"Uh, excuse me, uh pardon me, uh, could I, uh, maybe you'd, uh, so uh, maybe you, uh, do you think it would be at all possible, uh, you wanna sit on my face?"
[Edited on Sep 12, 2005 11:18PM]
mashi:
uhhhh so you arent a fancy guy?!?!?! FUCK!!!!!
I'd still do you....
I'd still do you....
I despise my empty existence.... However I am quite fond of chicken wings!
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vaux:
Nah nah nah...I feel like I'm gettin' misunderstood on this point! I don't wanna be asexual...I just don't wanna care about it!
Ever talk up a girl and then you get to a point where she leads you around by your dick? Then she pulls a fast one and somehow ties your dick in a knot?
Fuck that noise, man...I don't wanna be led around like that. I just wanna get to a point where I can say confidently, "K, you don't wanna get with me, that's cool. Bye." Then just turn my back on the whole thing.
I guess I just wanna keep remembering that no matter how awesome the girl is that I'm with, it's not gonna mean much if she doesn't respect me. Dig?
Ever talk up a girl and then you get to a point where she leads you around by your dick? Then she pulls a fast one and somehow ties your dick in a knot?
Fuck that noise, man...I don't wanna be led around like that. I just wanna get to a point where I can say confidently, "K, you don't wanna get with me, that's cool. Bye." Then just turn my back on the whole thing.
I guess I just wanna keep remembering that no matter how awesome the girl is that I'm with, it's not gonna mean much if she doesn't respect me. Dig?
vaux:
LOL! I defintely get what you're saying, man
Yeah, I think it was just the last girl I was with...suddenly found myself asking, "What the fuck went wrong again?" Then realized, "Shit. I just need some fucking self-confidence." So joined a gym, joined this place, and now it feels like I'm doing alright for myself...
...only thing left now is to actually do something super constructive. Like build choppers or something...learn a bit more about cars. Something where I can learn to actually MAKE something, y'know? Wanna make cool shit!
Yeah, I think it was just the last girl I was with...suddenly found myself asking, "What the fuck went wrong again?" Then realized, "Shit. I just need some fucking self-confidence." So joined a gym, joined this place, and now it feels like I'm doing alright for myself...
...only thing left now is to actually do something super constructive. Like build choppers or something...learn a bit more about cars. Something where I can learn to actually MAKE something, y'know? Wanna make cool shit!
you are,
very!
nice