0
I have an interview for an embalming apprenticeship. smile
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
morgan:
It should, it should!
morgan:
Cool, you should pick something out and I can buy it for you and get a discount, I bet! We get 20% off!
0
Today has been filled with strange goings on. All day long I think about something, and then a few minutes later, it happens. I wish I had more days like this.


0
I was invited to a pirate fest/shindig thingie. I was considering going until I found out about the roasted pig. Fucking gross. Pigs are incredibly loyal, intelligent animals, wonderful animals who unfortunately live miserable lives and have agonizing deaths, just so some fatso can stuff their face. I can't even be friends with people who eat pork. Sometimes I argue with people in Dunkin Donuts...
Read More
morgan:
I wanna go to Hog Heaven!

And 11 is fine with me, I'm heading down to DC for the weekend later that way so earlier = better, even if it means getting up.
mini_solitaire:
I so wanna go! But I'm across the huge pond of sea! frown I wanna see the piggies! smile I Don't think there is anything like that near me.....Just Zoo's. Have a lovely time when you do go biggrin XXx
0
Morgan showed up to a meeting reeking of alcohol and bragging about how kids in sweatshops made her clothing...tsk tsk Mworgan

Tonight my teacher said 'that horrible thing that killed Christopher Reeve' in reference to polo

There will be no sleep for me tonight or tomorrow night. The misery should be over in a few weeks. Well, at least the academic misery. Once that is...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
morgan:
It was rescheduled, which is fine with me 'cause I got to sleep in a little!

Hooray!
morgan:
We will MAKE it sexy, somehow!

When Friday is good for you?
0
I just got back from getting my lip repierced. Free piercings are the best (the professional kind, not some random person).

I need a new job. I sort of want to be one of those 'fantasy maids.' Doing a shitty job of cleaning and walking around in lingerie is a lot more appealing than any of my other options. But imagine the kinds of people...
Read More
morgan:
Yeah, I was about to kick her ass.
morgan:
Which professor!?!
0
I'm going to see TOOL! Now I'm going to go buy batteries for my vibrator. kiss kiss
niobe:
Awesome! Glad that you were able to get tickets. I know a lot of people that weren't able to.
0
I added pictures of my cats. Do your eyes a favor and go look.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
kentclark:
Ah, so these are the deadbeats you were talking about. Cute hats! But how long did it take your cats to make them?
little15:
Awww their very cute!
0
IT SMELLS LIKE JIZZ IN MY ROOM. I'm perplexed and disgusted.
kentclark:
Based on that last sentence, I'm surprised we haven't met.

How does "plumping lip gloss" work? Does it come with a tiny bicycle pump?
0
puke
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
morgan:
Erm, um....I could help you with that problem... blush
morgan:
Agreed, especially since I'm going to get really personal with this project.
0
For a few months now I've had this irrational fear of my fly being down. What makes it irrational is that I don't actually care if my fly is down. Today it finally was! I'm hoping that experiencing this will stop the pointless thoughts and allow me to worry about important things, like whether I have something hanging out of my nose.

I've gone almost...
Read More
little15:
Your fear isn't that irrational, if your not wearing underwear you don't want everyone to see your junk. tongue
morgan:
kiss kiss kiss Hang with me soon?