Morgan showed up to a meeting reeking of alcohol and bragging about how kids in sweatshops made her clothing...tsk tsk Mworgan
Tonight my teacher said 'that horrible thing that killed Christopher Reeve' in reference to polo
There will be no sleep for me tonight or tomorrow night. The misery should be over in a few weeks. Well, at least the academic misery. Once that is...
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Tonight my teacher said 'that horrible thing that killed Christopher Reeve' in reference to polo
There will be no sleep for me tonight or tomorrow night. The misery should be over in a few weeks. Well, at least the academic misery. Once that is...
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I just got back from getting my lip repierced. Free piercings are the best (the professional kind, not some random person).
I need a new job. I sort of want to be one of those 'fantasy maids.' Doing a shitty job of cleaning and walking around in lingerie is a lot more appealing than any of my other options. But imagine the kinds of people...
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I need a new job. I sort of want to be one of those 'fantasy maids.' Doing a shitty job of cleaning and walking around in lingerie is a lot more appealing than any of my other options. But imagine the kinds of people...
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morgan:
Yeah, I was about to kick her ass.
morgan:
Which professor!?!
I'm going to see TOOL! Now I'm going to go buy batteries for my vibrator. 
niobe:
Awesome! Glad that you were able to get tickets. I know a lot of people that weren't able to.
I added pictures of my cats. Do your eyes a favor and go look.
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kentclark:
Ah, so these are the deadbeats you were talking about. Cute hats! But how long did it take your cats to make them?
little15:
Awww their very cute!
IT SMELLS LIKE JIZZ IN MY ROOM. I'm perplexed and disgusted.
kentclark:
Based on that last sentence, I'm surprised we haven't met.
How does "plumping lip gloss" work? Does it come with a tiny bicycle pump?
How does "plumping lip gloss" work? Does it come with a tiny bicycle pump?
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morgan:
Erm, um....I could help you with that problem... 
morgan:
Agreed, especially since I'm going to get really personal with this project.
For a few months now I've had this irrational fear of my fly being down. What makes it irrational is that I don't actually care if my fly is down. Today it finally was! I'm hoping that experiencing this will stop the pointless thoughts and allow me to worry about important things, like whether I have something hanging out of my nose.
I've gone almost...
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I've gone almost...
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little15:
Your fear isn't that irrational, if your not wearing underwear you don't want everyone to see your junk. 
morgan:
Hang with me soon?
Hang with me soon? I wish that someone had warned me about the increase in boogers that accompany a nose job. It wouldn't have changed my decision, but at least I would have had a heads up. At least twice a day now I have to clean my nose out with Q-tips.
I thought that college was supposed to help me get a real job. Well I've been looking...
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I thought that college was supposed to help me get a real job. Well I've been looking...
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ymonster:
At least you aren't in a jar at the Mutter... It could be worse. 
Last night I had a dream that I had really jacked up teeth. I really do have to get to the dentist...while reading a book about genetic mutations I realized that I too am suffering from my own mutation. This is more like a hiccup when you take into account all of the other problems that can come about. I'm still embarrassed though
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morgan:
Huzzah!
morgan:
Awesome, when you're done with it I'll just put it on Amazon to sell.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Pet-Stroller-HAPPY-TRAILS-for-Dogs-Cats-SALE-69-95_W0QQitemZ7754278868QQcategoryZ20745QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting
Now I can take my babies for walks! I can't wait until it gets here...and until we have another warm day
Now I can take my babies for walks! I can't wait until it gets here...and until we have another warm day
morgan:
Can I take 'em on a walk with you?
Can I take 'em on a walk with you?
morgan:
I'm so damn glad to be almost done!
Though I will be sad if you move away!
Though I will be sad if you move away!
My cat is waiting for me to go to bed.It pains me to think of how long its been since a human companion did the same. Some days I crumble and allow myself to feel sad. The only viable option for me after college involves moving to the city, and feeling like I can't breathe.
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morgan:
Either day would be fine, I'm staying secretely in the dorms, though, so it might be best to wait until Sunday. I don't want to get in trouble!
morgan:
I'd forget about a book if I was watching TV too! And I'm glad me and the ex are friends too, especially since he's well-endowed 
Can't wait to hang with you soooon!
Can't wait to hang with you soooon!
I always forget that its complex, not syndrome. I'm constantly saying that I have 'Napoleon Syndrome 
morgan:
I cannot wait until you're back! We will hang out like whoa, yes?
I demand it!
Poor kitty cat, by the way!
I demand it!
Poor kitty cat, by the way!
Hooray!
When Friday is good for you?