stichomythia

Ah, a weekend of tech. 24 hrs of rehearsal in 2 days! Speciel Ed, can I get a "Yeah!" here?

More Avenue Q:

How I wish you could meet my girlfriend
My girlfriend that lives in Canada!
She couldn't be sweeter,
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend that lives in Canada.

Her name is Alberta,
She lives in Vancouver,
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover!

...

I wish you could meet my girlfriend
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her!
So, soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean, Vancouver!
Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver...

...and I can't wait to eat her pussy again!