I just got the Avenue Q soundtrack. It's some funny shit.
"The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click,
For porn, porn, porn!"
"The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click,
For porn, porn, porn!"
Oh and your suggestion for the penis....i would have agreed with you about 6 months ago but my penis was in an abusive relationship. Supposedly there was excessive "inappropriate" action towards him and well he complained. Nothing was ever proven but well i can't, err i mean my penis will lash out if anyone shows any kind of aggression towards him. Idunno if you've ever seen a penis lash out but it is sheer terror. I can only hope it never happens to you.