stewfnrocker

Last night was lets just say Interesting to say the least!
My friends decided lets go to this place Mazezilla. I looked at the site and had no idea where Saylorsburg was. So I agreed to drive, I love adventures! Well Mazezilla is the largest cornfield maze in the continental United States(there is one larger in Hawaii). The theme of this maze was African Safari, and the way to complete the maze if you can is to go through this huge maze(without cheating) get your card punched at the 9 stations and then get out.
Well we get there after 3 hours in the car! Mazezilla is 117 miles from where my friends and I live. My friend tells us it is 30 miles north of Allentown! We live in South Jersey! But we are up for a road trip of anykind! It was a fun trip and when we got there at around 9 and were like I bet we need a flashlight(we were right!) it was pretty fuckin dark in that place! We were in the maze for about 2 hours(got to 5 or 6 of the animal stations) and were getting really fuckin cold and hungry. So we decided to just plow our way back, through the corn stalks to get to the exit(while scaring people in the process, we are asses sometimes). Well we finally get out, and then haul our asses back to South Jersey while almost hitting a dear at 80 mph! Glad we got back in one piece.

Some great quotes from the trip...
friend jeff says "Stew says you aren't a man unless you poop on a girls chest"

girls running through the corn maze "Hey is there any stations that way"
Jeff "I will tell you if you are a cute girl from lehigh"
girl says, "I don't know any big words I am in 7th grade"

Then there was the conversation about toe sex on the hayride back from the maze. The woman looked at us and said "you guys are fuckin weirdos"