stevesod

I am convinced, and have been for years now, that all the good women are taken (or they sure as hell aren't here).
All the ones that aren't taken have apparently let their brains bake in the Texas sun a little too long; their elevators no longer go to the top. You can tell why they're not taken.
I wrote a little song about it, and I'd like to sing it for you now. Just kidding.