I'm bringing chest hair back.
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steveshyte:
Thanks. Ha.
roxiebeee:
good for you!!
The pancakes are $2.00, but a cup of coffee is $2.49. Now I understand how this works.
The world may refer to today as the 2nd of July, but in my world, it's the 2nd of (insert your name).
That wasn't a Twitter service failure. It was the Internet gasping at your beauty.
If you were an iPhone, I'd want to be one of your apps.
heartbaker:
That is a GREAT line
steveshyte:
Thanks... I try.
When she shit her pants in my car and I told her she was still beautiful, that's when the relationship blossomed.
I've got your nose.
yarl:
Awww hell. Again? Need some freaking nose insurance.
steveshyte:
HAHA!
I'm looking for a girl who uses clear deodorant.
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steveshyte:
Because a girl who uses clear deodorant is prepared for anything that may come her way in life. Sleeved or sleeveless, she shows no weakness.
di_xia:
thanks for u friendship baby
I have a circumcised penis. I won't be watching the World Cup.
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heartbaker:
Hahaha
kas:
LOL!
Drinking, gambling, and women. Stealing hearts and playing with guns.