You should be able to dip your cock into some type of sealant to protect you from herpes. Even if it only lasts for 48 hours.
kas:
lol!
The term "man cave" is code for I blow guys in the JC Penney's bathroom.
selene:
wha? lol
kas:
heh. 
p.s.
you
p.s.
youThe day will come when I stop politely laughing off older women who flirt with me and just deliver the cock.
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kas:
ahhhhhh! p.s. best. blog. evvvver 
kas:
no you!
In Bakersfield, a Vicodin will get you $25.00 worth of gas and a hug from a fat girl.
I invented a new version of handshaking tonight where each person lightly pats one another twice on the taint then sniffs their fingers.
kas:
I'm in
I want to blow my nose into a 5 star restaurant white linen tablecloth. It would be the equivalent of a handjob for the nose.
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kas:
nothing like a good shiza film 
decota:
oh my! Sounds better then sneeze porn!!!
Thanks for the love on my set!
Thanks for the love on my set!
I do not believe a woman has ever had sex with a man based on his ability to perform yo yo tricks.
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kas:
not creepy at all cause it's coming from you!!!
kas:
♥ !!!
The only way this day could get better is if I was legally allowed to swing my balls around in public and drool like a great dane.
kas:
ah shucks!!!! (and you can do those things in the comfort of your own home at least )
or outside at night!!!!!
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or outside at night!!!!!
I want to breathe air filtered through one of those L'eggs plastic pantyhose eggs from the 1970's.
I'm looking for an apartment to move into that will allow me to scream at the top of my lungs every morning as I take a bowel movement.
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steveshyte:
HAHAHAHA! You are the best... Hysterical!
kas:
not berkley douchy at all!!! thanks!
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thanks!
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