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    Monday Oct 11, 2010

    Played Reno over the weekend. Changed my stage name to "Meth Dentist"…
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    Sunday Oct 03, 2010

    I had sex with a real estate agent last weekend. She rolled over in b…
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    Saturday Oct 02, 2010

    Middle of the night power shitting is underrated.
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    Tuesday Sep 21, 2010

    I want to give up everything and move to the midwest and find an old …
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    Monday Sep 20, 2010

    I am now the proud owner of an electronic hands-free infrared soap di…
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    Sunday Sep 19, 2010

    I used to run a comb through my hair. Now I run a Bic over my scalp. …
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    Wednesday Sep 15, 2010

    Happiness is going to sleep with a clean ass.
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    Sunday Sep 12, 2010

    I officially transitioned from "fat" to "fat fuck" today. I had to do…
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    Friday Sep 03, 2010

    It's so hot in the Bay Area, I think I smell a skin tag cooking in my…
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    Monday Aug 30, 2010

    If you enjoy my downward spiral on here, see the full technicolor ver…