steveshyte

It's a shame that wiping your ass with a hot wash cloth never took off in the U.S.

Ass acne and bad breath is nature's way of warning you that a stripper is rotting from the inside.

Eating a warm french dip on a rainy evening makes me feel safe and secure like I'm breastfeeding.

The world is at your fingertips when you have a clean ass.

Tic Tac "Fruit Adventure" taste like an inner thigh after a brisk walk to the mailbox.

"At the end of the day" is the verbal equivalent of flushing a toilet.

I woke up Friday, October 5th 2012 and decided to quit my career and pack up everything I owned and move to a place where I know no one. Yes, technically, I only moved about 100 miles north of where I used to live, but it feels like a giant step away nonetheless.

I've never been the type of person who's had drama or a...
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Hey, my favorite people,

I will be back to SG in a few weeks. Going to let this thing expire and then come back with the discount.

See you soon...

Steve

A Hilton hotel pillow is like resting your head on an angels foreskin. Fanfuckingtastic.

A woman used me for sex on Thursday and I've been wrapped up in the fetal position ever since.

Let me start out by stating that I have NEVER been a sexual conquest type of guy. My history with meeting women and having sex with them the same night has always been about a mutual desire to fuck each other. Because I travel a lot,...
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