steveshyte

It's a shame that wiping your ass with a hot wash cloth never took off in the U.S.

Ass acne and bad breath is nature's way of warning you that a stripper is rotting from the inside.

Eating a warm french dip on a rainy evening makes me feel safe and secure like I'm breastfeeding.

The world is at your fingertips when you have a clean ass.

Tic Tac "Fruit Adventure" taste like an inner thigh after a brisk walk to the mailbox.

"At the end of the day" is the verbal equivalent of flushing a toilet.

I woke up Friday, October 5th 2012 and decided to quit my career and pack up everything I owned and move to a place where I know no one. Yes, technically, I only moved about 100 miles north of where I used to live, but it feels like a giant step away nonetheless.

I've never been the type of person who's had drama or a...
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Hey, my favorite people,

I will be back to SG in a few weeks. Going to let this thing expire and then come back with the discount.

See you soon...

Steve

A Hilton hotel pillow is like resting your head on an angels foreskin. Fanfuckingtastic.

A woman used me for sex on Thursday and I've been wrapped up in the fetal position ever since.

Let me start out by stating that I have NEVER been a sexual conquest type of guy. My history with meeting women and having sex with them the same night has always been about a mutual desire to fuck each other. Because I travel a lot,...
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You should be able to dip your cock into some type of sealant to protect you from herpes. Even if it only lasts for 48 hours.

The term "man cave" is code for I blow guys in the JC Penney's bathroom.