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stevehatesyou:
fuck you jessica
I want a butt massage.
josephine:
i need one of those as well! hahaha
uni:
Thanks for loving my set 
Butt massage would be nice.
Butt massage would be nice.
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toxii:
meh. it doesn`t suck. haha.
laingrata:
huh?
if women enjoy sex as much as men, then why are we the ass-kissing gender?
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poem:
Simple: We just have more self-discipline. 
poem:
Also, just because we enjoy it was much doesn't mean we want/need it as much, if that makes sense. 
I mean, I enjoy the shit out of chocolate, but I know better than to eat pounds of it every day.
I mean, I enjoy the shit out of chocolate, but I know better than to eat pounds of it every day. I can't look at naked women anymore--it just reminds me how I'll never be with one. And don't even get me started on all the blogs talking about sex. What a sick joke.
Excuse me while I go take a nap in a smokey garage.
Excuse me while I go take a nap in a smokey garage.
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annisa:
there wern't any actual tears though..at least none that I saw
eyesofatragedy:
yeah.. damn hot chicks, and even if you do meet a nice girl.. shes lives a MILLION miles away..
i blame technology..
i blame technology..
My parents are worried because I'm vegan and I'm thin. ALL VEGANS ARE THIN. Dumbasses.
elana:
I'm worried b/c you're too sexy for that shirt.
So sexy it hurts(intro the music)
So sexy it hurts(intro the music)
laingrata:
Vegan!? Wow, very hardcore of you. I could never do it.
I like Cheez-Itz too much
I like Cheez-Itz too much
I might be moving to Scotland. There's nothing for me here.
k_kat:
Scotland sounds like fun. Hell-of-a-lot better than Tampa. Tampa sucks the life out of everyone!! 
pariah:
I like Scotland. Stuff me in your luggage when you go, please?