The Priest and The Hairdryer

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's
birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I'm
afraid they'll
confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs
for me? Under
your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The
official
asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have
to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which
is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father, Have a
good day."

A little bit of humour to bring a smile to all my friend's faces!!!! MUAH!!! Busy moving, so not on much right now. Will be on hopefully more later!!!!!