PURINA DOG CHOW DIET!!!!!
I have a Mutt mix dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door
Okay, so I should mention here that this story was told by my best friend in the whole world, Killian, who, incidentally, my firstborn child is named after! Yup, I named my son after this sicko!!! But he's a riot and as hot as they come and has as big a heart as you could ever want!!! I love him to death!!! But GODS is he f'ing strange sometimes!!! He do make me giggle though.
SR
I have a Mutt mix dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door
Okay, so I should mention here that this story was told by my best friend in the whole world, Killian, who, incidentally, my firstborn child is named after! Yup, I named my son after this sicko!!! But he's a riot and as hot as they come and has as big a heart as you could ever want!!! I love him to death!!! But GODS is he f'ing strange sometimes!!! He do make me giggle though.
SR
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And I want to meet Killian... *drool*