my roommate wont put the toilet seat down. the first time this week, i said please. the tenth time there was venom in my mouth. now, im not stupid, i look before i sit. but here is how i see it. if a guy left his fly open, it would be a lot easier to just whip it out when he needs to pee. but the rest of the time, he would look like a fucking retard. the toilet seat belongs down cause thats just the way it is. tonight, i went to the bathroom to get ready for bed, and again, it was up. this is my final resort to get the message through to him. its ok, i never used tthat lipstick anyways.
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So much for weight loss...And I wanted to look as fit as possible for next week's wedding.
Time to fast. How was the Mexican feast with the gals?