im in love with my roommate
hes not in love with me
this picture sums up our entire relationship
i try
and try
and try
he just wont break down that wall
his friend morgan was over tonight. i heart morgan. shes hot. and brings cake. sadly, no cake eating right now as i have to lose 400 lbs (shut up and dont argue cause im right and cant hear you). she brought cupcakes tonight. she ran out the door leaving them here. i chased her to give them back but shes too fast. i was going to throw them out but ryan said thats wasting food. so we decided to give them to the neighbors. i left them downstairs near the mailboxes so it was a nice gesture but i didnt actually have to speak to any of them as i dont know any of their names - ive only been here 2 years. so i left them there with a nice note.
for those of you that cant read pigeon scratch:
Take A Cupcake!
Think of all the starving children in Africa that dont have cupcakes
oops. i forgot to sign it. wonder if there will be any left in the morning.
hes not in love with me
this picture sums up our entire relationship
i try
and try
and try
he just wont break down that wall
his friend morgan was over tonight. i heart morgan. shes hot. and brings cake. sadly, no cake eating right now as i have to lose 400 lbs (shut up and dont argue cause im right and cant hear you). she brought cupcakes tonight. she ran out the door leaving them here. i chased her to give them back but shes too fast. i was going to throw them out but ryan said thats wasting food. so we decided to give them to the neighbors. i left them downstairs near the mailboxes so it was a nice gesture but i didnt actually have to speak to any of them as i dont know any of their names - ive only been here 2 years. so i left them there with a nice note.
for those of you that cant read pigeon scratch:
Take A Cupcake!
Think of all the starving children in Africa that dont have cupcakes
oops. i forgot to sign it. wonder if there will be any left in the morning.
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subrosa:
Cocktease.
smuffy:
I just paid my mortgage online. I feel so grown-up.