stella_marie

twenty facts youll probably never need to know about me

1. im deathly afraid of pigeons. this has been a recent fear. im ok with rats and snakes, but pigeons scare the ever loving shit out of me. i tense up every time i am near one. ever walk around a corner and have a pigeon fly into your chest? twice? it hurts.
2. i love the word fuck. forget that its my favorite curse word, its my favorite word.
3. ive broken one bone in my body in my life - my pelvis. ski accident. me. tree. they say your life flashes before your eyes when you think youre gonna die. my final thought before impact was - shit, im gonna die like sonny bono did.
4. im a very honest person. i think lying is a waste of time and breath. sometimes it gets me into trouble, but i cant lie for shit. i start laughing.
5. ive been to 15 foreign countries. ive been to 10 us states.
6. ive had minor bouts of agoraphobia. the longest ive gone without being able to leave my apartment was two weeks.
7. i hate food. i dread having to eat everyday cause finding something i like is such a project. i could live on grilled cheese sandwiches for the rest of my life.
8. i always used to think the wind chill factor was the windshield factor. it made sense to me cause when you drive, the windshield gets hit harder with the air as your speed increases therefore the windshield factor is colder than the still air.
9. ive lost one family member - my greatgrandfather. i was 18. he was 97. i call all my grandparents at least once a week for the fear that they will die without me telling them i love them that week.
10. my grandmother used to live in a trailer and i would brag to my friends as a kid cause nobody else had a home with wheels on it.
11. ive already met the love of my life and let him go. it scares me to think ill never find love like that again.
12. ive been a vegetarian for 14 years. i dont remember what meat tastes like. people always assume that means im a healthy eater. im not. my mom says im the only vegetarian that hates vegetables. it isnt a lie.
13. my best friend is south korean. i call her parents mom and dad cause i have no idea what their names are or how to pronounce them.
14. my first memory of life was of my parents playing frisbee with their friends while i ran around the table. the frisbee was white with blue and red stripes. i later found a picture of my father smoking a fat joint while his friend rolled another in a white frisbee with blue and red stripes. i was 2.
15. i clean my room everyday. its never actually clean.
16. i use an electric toothbrush cause ive worn away my gums from chronic brushing. i used to brush my teeth at least five times a day.
17. i was 17 when i lost my virginity. it was during a commercial break for the price is right. it didnt last the whole break.
18. i got a degree in graphic design from drexel university. it would be more useful to me to use it as toilet paper.
19. i have 2 recurring dreams. one of them, i am in high school. im ready to graduate when i realize ive never gone to my french class. sometimes its social studies. now im fucked and cant finish school. i can never find my locker. and when i do, i can never remember the combo for the lock. i never have my gym clothes either. the other one is that im a camp counselor.
20. my father is a cobbler. i dont have any shoes. thats my basis of defining irony.

and one for good luck - i have a habit of falling for boys who are really good at science. dont know why, its just an odd turn on to me.


i tag hyperham, illstabyou and SweeneyTim