Just for the record. So I goes to this sports bar, see? A bunch of my female pals are there watching the Angels game. Somehow as the evening progressed half of the girls were making out with each other, and I end up taking one of my friends home with me after making out with her all night all over the bar. I know, I know; I'm a slut on the inside too. She is a crazy hot girl, it's not my fault.
Too be fair, we didn't get it all the way on though, that was just a first date. Even though people were fighting over her in the bar, she's actually a very cool girl.
I am going to get a shirt that says "Toy" in big letters on the front.
Too be fair, we didn't get it all the way on though, that was just a first date. Even though people were fighting over her in the bar, she's actually a very cool girl.
I am going to get a shirt that says "Toy" in big letters on the front.