Wednesday Jan 21, 2004

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Does McDonalds put some sort of salmonella extract on their food, just for fun? guh. It tastes just about the same coming up as going down.
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scattershot:
I used to work there and I can honestly say .... I don't know.
sloane1:
Every city may suck, but there are degrees of suckage. Besides, you can't feel my pain, you're in MD, which is a stone's throw from several major cities and all their convienences. Is MD like DE: one sprawling strip mall after another?

Monday Jan 19, 2004

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My brother's girlfriend let my 16~ year old cat out in 20 degree weather, with a windchill of 5 degrees.

She blamed it on her 2 year old child.
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sloane1:
eeek frown Is she ok?
sugarpill:
put the 2 year old out in the cold. blame it on the cat.

Saturday Jan 17, 2004

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El Nio is Spanish. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.
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malloreigh:
mm... and did the icecream thing work, then?

i don't know when my set is going up. ^^; they don't tell us.
malloreigh:
i AM corrupt! supa corrupt!

^^; is like... a cute anime sweatdrop face...

Saturday Jan 17, 2004

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Eating something using crackers makes everything taste better.

Thursday Jan 15, 2004

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There is nothing quite like vomiting in a trashcan when you wake up hungover. At least my calico baby girl was concerned for me. Following me into the bathroom when I cleaned up and back into my bedroom. To stare at my door, for some sort of cat-reason.

Sidenote, does fucking anyone on this planet understand a goddamn thing that happens on SD Gundam or...
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sloane1:
Last time I puked, my cat was trying sniff and lick it puke
He also likes to watch men pee. Kinky bastard.

Sidenote, does fucking anyone on this planet understand a goddamn thing that happens on SD Gundam or The Big O? Anyone, anywhere?
I don't even know what your talking about. sorry.
sloane1:
P.s. I want to get a Beat Happening album, which is the best to get?

Tuesday Jan 13, 2004

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I hate phones.

They're like alarm clocks that anyone, anywhere can set off at anytime. The only way telephones could be worse is if the ringtone was a Wesley Willis song.

[ SCENE. BEDROOM. MORNING. ]

Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
[ fumble. ]
Hello?
Suck a tiger's cock!

[ EXEUNT. ]

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sugarpill:
down with phones.
sloane1:
Oh and Suck a tiger's cock!

I'm not confused by this. Nope, nope, nope. confused

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Monday Jan 12, 2004

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Woohoo!@#$ My piece of shit car got a flat that I had to drive on to get it home! YEAH!!! And since it's a fucking 89 dodge vegematic, there's really no sense in getting a new tire. The damned thing is so fucked up, I'm just going to donate it. Thankfully, I'm only weeks late in being able to get a tax refund for donating...
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scattershot:
hahaha I thought you said peirce of shit car.
sloane1:
You could do something wild and crazy and masturbate to pictures of naked ladies, and not cardigan-ed ones such as myself wink

Friday Jan 09, 2004

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Dave Foley in drag makes me question my sexuality.

I just wanna do David Bowie. Sexuality be damned.

David Schwimmer needs to be set on fire and sodomized with a curling iron.

These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
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sloane1:
Ok. Just don't call me Boadicea. wink
scattershot:
my names not dave.

Tuesday Jan 06, 2004

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Who needs sudafed when you have vodka.
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sloane1:
Indeed, they are. Most men talk a lot of shit about sex, but when it comes down to it they're invested in the social rituals of dating. Bah. Humbug.

Clearly I need a slutty man. tongue
sloane1:
Where are you? Get on SG and entertain me dammit! smile

Monday Jan 05, 2004

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I need to shut the fuck up alot more often.

And do that thing where you crack your neck by slowly stretching it side to side. You know, the kung fu thing.
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cedar:
i love that photo of the shopping cart in you candids...did you take that?
scattershot:
I've done that kung fu thing but never as loud as those guys in the movies.

Saturday Jan 03, 2004

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According to their imdb profiles, both Andy Dick and Jon Lovitz are straight. I feel betrayed. I wonder if Harvey Fierstein is secretly straight - just acting gay for connections and prestige.
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sloane1:
It's hilarious you mention Jon Lovitz: he's been my favorite celebrity punching bag recently.

sloane1:
Because you are lord of the dance?

kiss
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