I need a smurf.
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I seem to look at the porn alot more when I'm sober and the messageboards more when I'm drunk. I wonder what this means.
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rickroyal:
It means that you, like most, require your brain not to fully function to use the boards.
Love the profile pic, btw.
Love the profile pic, btw.
I am an ass. I am a drunken spoiling ass. feh.
evilwillow:
I'm with you - the first thing I want to do after I watch is talk about it with someone. I also sometimes forget that I see it first, and there are people who haven't. don't worry about it....I'm sure not many people saw it, and you fixed it and apologized. it's all good. 
rickroyal:
Perspective on such a thing is good.
Winifred Burkle is evil. I am pitifully sad. I am a sad fucking loser.
evilwillow:
can you go and edit your comment in the group so it doesn't tell? (and I cried, I was so mad. damn them all to hell.)
The Gnome-mobile, the Gnome-mobile,
Riding along in the Gnome-mobile.
What a wonderful way to feel,
Riding along in the Gnome-Mobile.
I blame all of my problems on early Disney live action movies.
Fuck you, Cat from Outer Space.
Fuck you, Freaky Friday.
Fuck you, That Darn Cat.
Fuck you, Darby O'Gill. And fuck your little people.
Fuck you, Thomasina.
Fuck you, Hayley Mills.
Fuck you,...
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Riding along in the Gnome-mobile.
What a wonderful way to feel,
Riding along in the Gnome-Mobile.
I blame all of my problems on early Disney live action movies.
Fuck you, Cat from Outer Space.
Fuck you, Freaky Friday.
Fuck you, That Darn Cat.
Fuck you, Darby O'Gill. And fuck your little people.
Fuck you, Thomasina.
Fuck you, Hayley Mills.
Fuck you,...
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eternalkrista:
i want you to bring me to life be the animator of the krista cartoon
thefuckingdaddy:
ISS:SA is an album by Gescom, which is an offshoot of the band Autechre, I pretty much had it in rotation for a while just for confusion. But, it's TOO confusing, so I'm retiring it now! Glad you got in on the glory days though! 
Hey It's EternalKrista above me.
Hey It's EternalKrista above me.
Getting my teeth pulled is fun, after all. Or maybe it's just the percocet.
scattershot:
probably the percocet... or whatever they give you to put you out. When I had my wisdoms pulled the nurse looked at me and said "okay, now Im injecting you with the good stuff"
scattershot:
aaah kids in the hall... but I believe the line was eat fig neutons and masterbate.
My two year old newphew is too amusing.
"watch me pee!"
"yeah, alright."
"ok, sit on bed!"
"yeah, alright."
*comes out of bathroom*
"now color, motherfucker!"
Edited to say: I miss Sloane. :\
"watch me pee!"
"yeah, alright."
"ok, sit on bed!"
"yeah, alright."
*comes out of bathroom*
"now color, motherfucker!"
Edited to say: I miss Sloane. :\
hah! My SG profile is the first result on a google search for stavrogin, and the next three results are me, too.
Some friends gave me this nickname from The Possessed and I end up outranking Dostoyevsky.
Edited to say: Now it's not the exact next three results. But, close enough. It keeps changing. Google is a fickle mistress.
Some friends gave me this nickname from The Possessed and I end up outranking Dostoyevsky.
Edited to say: Now it's not the exact next three results. But, close enough. It keeps changing. Google is a fickle mistress.
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dravenraine:
hehhehhhehe you are to funny! 
sloane1:
It's better that way: you're much better looking than old Fyodor.
[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 3:21PM]
[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 3:21PM]
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pulloffmywings:
i don't own a copy of the wiz either.... damned all this wiz-less-ness, damned it all to hell! *shakes her fist*
villevalo:
never seen the wiz... i must be missing a lot judging by your desire for a copy
Good lord almighty. The singer for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs sounds almost exactly like Joan Jett. Looks a good deal like her, too. Terribly sexy.
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niobe:
Oh no I don't eat cheese. Please don't make cheese my punishment.
feb-u-ary, FEB-U-ARY.
feb-u-ary, FEB-U-ARY.
siara:
Thanks for the hair colour tip!.. unfortunatley for some reason green & blue just do not work on my hair! 
.. it sucks cause i would love to go green. damn it!
X
.. it sucks cause i would love to go green. damn it!
XWhat's this moderation thing I keep hearing about? How do people get to sleep without passing out?
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sigma:
meditation
sloane1:
If I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be waking up with hangovers four or five days a week. 
I thought you were sick boy this week - rumor has it sick boys should avoid the vodka.
I thought you were sick boy this week - rumor has it sick boys should avoid the vodka.
Whee. I got to spend four hours in the ER early friday morning because I suddenly developed a massive case of hives after I ate at McDonalds. I can't think it'd be anything else, since I'm not allergic to anything I know of. meh, no more fast food, ever.
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sloane1:
Does it count as being spanked by wonder woman if it's just a black haired woman in underroos? 
I vote yes.
I give you a happy-happy-happy sun and a birdie and you combine them to make roast chicken: what kind of sick fuck are you?
I vote yes.
I give you a happy-happy-happy sun and a birdie and you combine them to make roast chicken: what kind of sick fuck are you?
That's a great quote.