stavrogin

I'm so sick of people using "like woah".

I have a good attitude toward menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude toward menstruation.

Yet, as much as I like to plagiarize the Kids In The Hall, I still can't eat a girl out when she's having her period.

Your favorite band's grammar is atrocious.

Trying to watch a Quentin Tarantino movie on Bravo is one of the most difficult things I've tried to do in years. "I'm jackin' wit you, you doggone Maryland farmer!" Ugh, I hate dubbing. Why can't they just beep curse words? Why, oh, why?

Dripping snatch.
Dripping. Snatch.
I'm so bored.

Whenever I've heard someone say "Gay marriage is just unnatural", my normal response is "who gives a fuck?".

But, now I get it.

Now I understand why it's just so unnatural, filthy and revolting.

Approximately 90% of the male population of the U.S. are named either Steve, John, Keith, Robert/Bob or a handful of other common names. Who could favor having two Johns marry? Who...
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mreh, I need to stop being drunk.

I just watched one of the second season episodes of Dead Like Me and, while, it's true that I can drink too much, too often and it does affect my memory... I don't remember any of the first season episodes sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch like "Send In The Clowns".

What the hell happened? Did Brian Singer leave? It's so fucking, intensely, mindnumbingly,...
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My cat is dying. I came home today and he was lying at the front door. He can't stand up, meow or move his head much beyond a flop. So, I've laid him in my bed on a towel to catch the swoosh of shit and vomit when he dies. He keeps trying to flop his head up when I stand. And here I am...
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[training montage]

I want to see Fahrenheit 911 just so I can say "I'm deeply offended that the actor playing George Bush made the president look like such a massive, fucking idiot." I know someone, somewhere would take me seriously.

Extreme Elvis. He's totally extreme to the max, ya'll!