ok I swear you cant amke this shit up.... I am at Mirs and kind of board she is sleeping.. so I thought I would tall ya about what went on yesterday ... funny stuff its long so sit down get comfy becasue its a long story.............
ok lets get started with my cat Ashley snow if you havnt seen pics of here go over to my picture folder and click on the one that says ashley... she is the little grey and white kitty...(spoiled little brat) one day I was curled up under my big fuzzy blanket (also in my pic file) watching tv.... Ashley was all curled up under it next to me purring her little heart out....
well there is a comercial for windex that has two birds (am shure some of you have seen it) well the two birds are talking and joking about a human thats sitting out on his patio....... bird one flys arround the house rings doorbell .....(my cat starts growling and and flys out from under the blanket and over to my window to growl and get all hunched up to protect her mom) lol ok.... I tell you that to tell you this
I have been havbing trouble with my internet lately and well I have been dealing with the phone company.... they had been out at my house on tuesday needless to say I had a friend that was going to try and help me get to sleep by singing to me my internet connection died.... I call the dsl company at 3 am .... and tell them very pissed and somewhat drunk they had better test the line to figure out wahts going on.... I als befor they could ask and go down a checklist of things " this is the 7 time I have called you people yes I have done all of it" the do a test and its there fault........ and that they need to fix the problem at the pole.... pissed that they can do nothing for me I go to bed and when I do get up I start talking to a friend on the computer I hear...... Someone ringing the doorbell.... soI run upstairs to answer the door...
for those that dont know me that well I rent the basement of my folks house out.... I have told the phone company to not go upstairs to go to the basment glass door.. and if they cant do this then to call me and I will meet them outside /... this way they dont bug my mom with this trouble...... anyways..
I get upstairs and there is ashley standing in front of the front door all hunched up and dancing from side to side growling hissing ect... so I open the door and tell the guy that the box is on the other side of the house next steps to my deck.....
I then close the front door turn arround and there is my mom all ready to start yelling.. hair kind of wild from sleeping... scares the shit out of me.. I then fall backwards into the front door... ....
pick myself back up and say I know I know ..I have told them at least a million times wtf do you want me to do about it now.....!! ok so guy walks arround house and is opeing said box... ashley goes running over to the upstairs glass door and is all hunched up tail all huge (looks like a bottle brush ) and a mowhawk from the tip of her nose to the base of her tail growling and moving from side to side hissing and carrying on...
Laughing at this point and trying to console her.. I pick her up and open the glass door to talk to the phone Dude.. she freeks out and statrs to jump up on my shoulder... it took my mom to pet her and calm her down... I finaly get her to calm down... I open the door to talk to phone dude.... I al talking to him as he is trying to figure out what line is mine and what one id my parents... he picks theirs first...
I swear to fucking god I almost died and so did the phone due.. because you can hear His device say there number....
My mother walks over to the phone picks it up... and goes why dosnt this work??
And precedes to get even more annyoed as I staart laughing at here so hard my sides feel like they are going to split... I still have the freaking out ashley in my arms... I put her down and She starts growling and pawing at the plastic thats on the screen door... I tell the dude that I am going to grab shoes and a coat and meet him outside... if he needs in the house at all he need to go to the basment glass door directly below him...
I close the glass and ashley is right back in place figting with the dude through the glass...
I do have to giggle... and laugh... I dont need to watch tv ... all I have to do is pay attention to the stuff going on inside my house...
I am down at Mirs having a good time so far.... We had pizza and a calzone lastnight...
Her and I baked a cake called dreamsickle
it was very good.... thats about it so far.... huggs hope you all enjoyd my little story and if ya didnt well... theres nothing I can do to get u back your time.. huggs n kisses for those who want em... talk to you all soon.... I love you all
~MaryAnne
ok lets get started with my cat Ashley snow if you havnt seen pics of here go over to my picture folder and click on the one that says ashley... she is the little grey and white kitty...(spoiled little brat) one day I was curled up under my big fuzzy blanket (also in my pic file) watching tv.... Ashley was all curled up under it next to me purring her little heart out....
well there is a comercial for windex that has two birds (am shure some of you have seen it) well the two birds are talking and joking about a human thats sitting out on his patio....... bird one flys arround the house rings doorbell .....(my cat starts growling and and flys out from under the blanket and over to my window to growl and get all hunched up to protect her mom) lol ok.... I tell you that to tell you this
I have been havbing trouble with my internet lately and well I have been dealing with the phone company.... they had been out at my house on tuesday needless to say I had a friend that was going to try and help me get to sleep by singing to me my internet connection died.... I call the dsl company at 3 am .... and tell them very pissed and somewhat drunk they had better test the line to figure out wahts going on.... I als befor they could ask and go down a checklist of things " this is the 7 time I have called you people yes I have done all of it" the do a test and its there fault........ and that they need to fix the problem at the pole.... pissed that they can do nothing for me I go to bed and when I do get up I start talking to a friend on the computer I hear...... Someone ringing the doorbell.... soI run upstairs to answer the door...
for those that dont know me that well I rent the basement of my folks house out.... I have told the phone company to not go upstairs to go to the basment glass door.. and if they cant do this then to call me and I will meet them outside /... this way they dont bug my mom with this trouble...... anyways..
I get upstairs and there is ashley standing in front of the front door all hunched up and dancing from side to side growling hissing ect... so I open the door and tell the guy that the box is on the other side of the house next steps to my deck.....
I then close the front door turn arround and there is my mom all ready to start yelling.. hair kind of wild from sleeping... scares the shit out of me.. I then fall backwards into the front door... ....
pick myself back up and say I know I know ..I have told them at least a million times wtf do you want me to do about it now.....!! ok so guy walks arround house and is opeing said box... ashley goes running over to the upstairs glass door and is all hunched up tail all huge (looks like a bottle brush ) and a mowhawk from the tip of her nose to the base of her tail growling and moving from side to side hissing and carrying on...
Laughing at this point and trying to console her.. I pick her up and open the glass door to talk to the phone Dude.. she freeks out and statrs to jump up on my shoulder... it took my mom to pet her and calm her down... I finaly get her to calm down... I open the door to talk to phone dude.... I al talking to him as he is trying to figure out what line is mine and what one id my parents... he picks theirs first...
I swear to fucking god I almost died and so did the phone due.. because you can hear His device say there number....
My mother walks over to the phone picks it up... and goes why dosnt this work??
And precedes to get even more annyoed as I staart laughing at here so hard my sides feel like they are going to split... I still have the freaking out ashley in my arms... I put her down and She starts growling and pawing at the plastic thats on the screen door... I tell the dude that I am going to grab shoes and a coat and meet him outside... if he needs in the house at all he need to go to the basment glass door directly below him...
I close the glass and ashley is right back in place figting with the dude through the glass...
I do have to giggle... and laugh... I dont need to watch tv ... all I have to do is pay attention to the stuff going on inside my house...
I am down at Mirs having a good time so far.... We had pizza and a calzone lastnight...
Her and I baked a cake called dreamsickle
it was very good.... thats about it so far.... huggs hope you all enjoyd my little story and if ya didnt well... theres nothing I can do to get u back your time.. huggs n kisses for those who want em... talk to you all soon.... I love you all
~MaryAnne
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